Oliver Stark

all i can think about is the wasted opportunity of not naming your alt meutwo

im new to this okay 😭😭😭

Two

i need to contact about your car's extended warranty and also are you interested in being your own boss? If so BOY DO I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. Also, enclosed please find a picture of cats.

Sincerely -- a DM scam artist with a penchant for extortion

as if i needed more incentive to compliment people

tabby cat in a box

i hope you have something or find something that makes you as happy as this box makes Garth

oh!! my favorite gwent simulator!!

doesnt get more festive than return of the king. Big approval of your holiday movie choice

yoooo i need to rewatch that. It's like the only movie on my top 10 list I've only watched once lol

a tabby cat under a Christmas tree

It's December!! Now I can post a picture of my cat under a Christmas tree and instead of it being an odd choice it's a FESTIVE choice!!!

it's 5 pm somewhere

gif of Captain Jack Sparrow in a body of water saying "Wet again."

is this a euphemism

boiled chicken 🤢🤢🤢

me on 5:30 am shifts: good god this is so early i hate it, why can't i do an afternoon shift instead?!

me on 2 pm shifts: good god this is basically my entire day, why can't i do a morning shift instead?!

(repeat as needed)

I love when reddit takes r/askreddit's name literally

Tobias from Arrested Development in blue body paint. Caption says "I'm afraid I just blue myself".

my first thought was that your small amount of stand-up and your being banned from Canada were intertwined most zestily. Alas seems 'tis not the case judging from your replies to other folks' replies. But it's okay, that's still my headcanon. I'm banned from my local petsmart for sniffing the fish:)

):

what's anxiety?

:)

I think that any attempts to find a woman who is on board with this will be in vein

i charge for that

yyyyep. My top post by an insane amount is a cat pic where I also bashed twitter in the post. Meanwhile my higher-effort ones peak at like 5-6 likes lmao

my toes are right here :)

daredevil!!! ❤️

I've hated you from day 1!!!

(am I doing it right?)

idk what you're talking about your tatto is so cool

i remember them from my nightmares if that counts

A tabby cat and a calico snuggling

A tabby cat sleeping while holding himself up on a pillow

A tabby cat and a calico snuggling on a chair

Pics of a cat of mine who's since passed. Gone doesn't mean forgotten ❤️