Aaron Cerny

Found this ad from the NYTimes when Superman 75 hit the stores.

For Trump, Cities Like Washington Are Real Estate in Need of Fixing Up “It’s a natural instinct as a real estate person,” he said in announcing his federal takeover of the capital’s police, despite falling crime.

They've really stepped up the sane washing. This shit is inspired.

Pac-Man Demands a Sacrifice!" Photo by Michael N. Marks for Vidiot, April-May, 1983 Robert Hays, star of 'Airplane' and 'Airplane II' is sorry he's made one too many 'Airplane' movies-- but not half as sorry as Johannes Pac-Man, famed bohemian video figure and carnivore! "I will get you, Robert Hays!" says the cute little cult hero. "I will get you and eat you up YUM-YUM wacka-wacka!" "Darn you!" retaliates Hays!

FEED HIM

Big time

NEWSMAX * • Follow NEWSMAX 2d • Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz was once again refused a pierogi from an unwilling vendor at a Martha's Vineyard market, the latest in his controversies over pierogis in the celebrity hot spot. newsmax.com Dershowitz Again Denied Pierogi, Told to Leave Farmer's Market 1.2K 750 comments 66 shares

Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

Eating the gun mid fight

You love to see it

“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

Truth

In MA the birthplace of Dunkies you can only get dog shit day old donuts in maybe four styles baked at an evil offsite factory and all the workers are running a marathon their entire shift microwaving egg patties and toasting medium rare bagels.

The good news is once she’s out of prison Ghislaine Maxwell can guest on Red Scare

Groyper Occupied Government

What a way to go out

T-shirt with Air bud dunking into an oil rig with the text "Air will be bud" on it.

there you go~

this centipede has busted up through stone or concrete flooring and has many arms holding and firing machine guns.

centipede, commodore 16, plus/4 (1986) plus4world.powweb.com/software/Cen...

HOLY BIBLE Holy Bible © @Holy_Bible1 Follow Matthew 18:19 MATTHEW 18:19 "He prayed for her, she prayed for him and God smiled knowing that their names are already written next to each other."

AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist

I know I’m getting old because whenever I hear about new consumer technology I’m just like this frightens and depresses me

This is Trump's Ag Secretary.

Admitting that her goal is to "move the workforce towards automation": No more farmers on tractors--the few humans left will monitor the robots by computer.

Oh, and deport all the Ag laborers currently harvesting our food. Until robots are ready, use other poor folks.

JD Vance is out here praising the virtues of blood and soil, Musk's vanity chatbot is literally suggesting genocide of Jews, and nobody is holding either of those fascist assholes to account. I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind

Happy July 3rd! It’s party time! 💀🪦🤸🏾‍♀️🚑

(Fletch voice) Thank God, the… Democrats.

Journalists asking Trump if he's going to do something blatantly illegal, immoral, or corrupt to get a sharp soundbite is very much a part of normalizing those things.

You live in a country that is establishing concentration camps & soon will be stripping citizens of their papers.

YouTube video by The Current Black Francis - Velouria (Live at 89.3 The Current)

Every so often I like to listen to this clip of Black Francis introducing Velouria

Every day it just becomes funnier and funnier that some people choose to write for the NYT and feel proud about it.

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

lol

Man dressed in a Nazi uniform from That Mitchell and Webb Sound.

Are we the Great Satan?