Now every time someone uses some big ass word to seem smart I visualize it in blue like that thing TikTok does with search terms
19.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 142 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
Squidward yelling point-blank into another fish's face via megaphone that Therm is playing Pictopix on steam
All day
19.11.2024 20:00 — 👍 83 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Everyone’s talking about Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson. And I’m like: I get a huJAKE in my head when you’re on the MIKE (TYSON). (microphone)
16.11.2024 05:59 — 👍 148 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 1
Me looking down at my tissue after blowing my nose like there’s gonna be a surprise in there
15.11.2024 09:17 — 👍 231 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 0
Sonic mania bangs but every single 3D one people either like as a joke or 100% completed when they were seven
15.11.2024 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m gonna call them squeets if that’s chill with y’all. Like and resqueet
11.11.2024 06:34 — 👍 313 🔁 50 💬 12 📌 1
me talkin shit before my intramural basketball game just to go 1-15 with 8 turnovers
10.11.2024 20:30 — 👍 113 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I feel like everyone is too scared to do comedy on Bluesky because no one’s being funny on this bitch
10.11.2024 07:28 — 👍 242 🔁 7 💬 11 📌 0
I passed out in the gym and no one noticed but when I say a word wrong suddenly it’s all about me
10.11.2024 02:16 — 👍 184 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Doing everything in my power to not infect Bluesky with my generally negative mindset
09.11.2024 07:24 — 👍 290 🔁 8 💬 17 📌 0
