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Fair enough. But *if* you did, you might not be so quick to threaten to beat people with a sock full of pennies.

Ok, I'm not your son.

Nibble on an edible to help with your insomnia. It really will help.

A bar and grill that only serves Kosher food called Maccabees.

Absolutely.

His fucking *parents* created this? I'm finding that a bit hard to believe.

A half-dozen young deer lie on a bed of pillows and blankets.

After the resounding success of his 1942 film, the drug-fueled orgies at Bambi’s Beverly Hills mansion became the stuff of Hollywood legend.

How much is it without cheese?

I would make some comment about how you must have a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng memory, but I don't want to get shanked, so I won't say that.

I can't believe Jeff Lynne did this all on his own way back in 1977.

Love Trombone Shorty.

That doesn't sound like him.

You pretended you don't?

Another caddy caught dropping a golf ball for Trump. This time it was at Bedminster.

This footage is from Saturday, the day the White House announced Trump won the “2025 Men’s Senior Club Championship.”

I usually make it a rule not to listen to anything coming from HHH. He's never going to tell the truth about anything bad Vince did.
And after doing a deep dive on the lawsuit Janel Grant filed, along with screenshots, I can't believe any wrestlers, especially females, are willing to stay there.

I just looked at this story. I'm now very disgusted with Cena, as he apparently wanted Lesnar back for his "retirement tour".

Fuck that oak tree for only doing a half-assed job.

The entire Trump administration would like a word.

Trump's defenders will avoid answering any question about it and say, "But what about when Biden/Hillary/Obama did _______?"

"She Talks To Angles"
"Master of Muppets"
"Moister Jones"

How does one find out how many clout points they currently have banked? Is there a website? A mathematical formula? Are they randomly assigned?

Yeah, I'd get immediately attached to them.

And why would he take Maxwell's word on anything when she'd already perjured herself?

I could never foster. I'd never want to give them up.

a man in a colorful jacket says things that make you go hmmm Alt: a man in a colorful jacket says things that make you go hmmm

Ok, so trying to follow the logic here.

If Colbert was losing $40M+ a year, AND he was the top-rated show in late night, doesn't it stand to reason that the lower-rated late night shows were losing even more money? And yet, *they* haven't been canceled.

Oh shit. Myra's gonna shiv me.

Norm Macdonald at Weekend Update on SNL saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."

Liz Oyer excluded, obviously.

Monster Squad member forever.

Except with Mike and I. Then it's a bunch of pennies or a bar of soap in a sock.

Erin's awesome.

How dare you, sir?!