Tom

In the Long Ago, HBO used to have 1/2 hr stand-up specials called "One Night Stand". I'd record them on VHS, and label the tapes "One Night Stands".

My mother found the tapes and threw them out because she thought they were porn.

Joke was on her. My real porn was under my bed.

I think everyone should go to a doctor they feel comfortable with. And they should have the right to use whatever criteria they want to determine comfort. Be it race, gender, age, politics, whatever. Nobody's concern but the patient's.

I second this. I also didn't always know.

And then I talked to people who are incontinent due to medical reasons, or take care of loved ones who need them, and I heard from them how the use of "diaper" as an insult is very offensive to them, and I realized I was being ableist.

So I stopped.

I don't think you understand just how much money Canadian tourists, and European as well, inject into the Cuban economy.

Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park reclining with his shirt unbuttoned and his face redacted.

I wish Rick Mercer was still doing "Talking To Americans". The shit he could get Trump to believe and repeat would be fantastic.

Really enjoyed it. The good news is that it was supposed to be just a limited series, but they renewed it for another one.

It wasn't Liam. It was a 5 yr old actor representing BB as himself as a kid.

And cabbage also gives us the gift of sauerkraut. So awesome. Cheers to cabbage.

We already made one of these

Summer Olympics:
OK! Let's run and jump and swim and play sports!

Winter Olympics:
We're going to make you go down this mountain at speeds where 1 small miscalculation or misstep could literally kill you.

He's going to give Maxwell clemency, she's going to just say, "He was never there."(because how do you prove it?) and walk away scot free.

And millions of people will be fine with this.

@kenjennings.bsky.social is gonna have the Jeopardy set completely covered in Seahawks Super Bowl Champions gear now, isn't he?

Hate unifies us.

BREAKING NEWS: the New York Jets have just been eliminated from the 2026 NFL playoffs

Solid burn.

Oh, God that's horrible. I'm sorry.

I'm sure there's a ton of people ordering in or buying ready-made stuff at the grocery store.

Picture of The Swedish Chef with the caption "The Most Interesting Muppet" The Swedish Chef says, "I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin. But when I do, I yer Der shmer dor her Der foomty, Der shoopin flerpty dur." Parody of Dos Equis ad.

I imagine a nation of these guys.

Costco-Sized bag of Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos, you complete me.

If you’re watching the Olympics and see Sweden competing in something and you don’t scream “BORK BORK BORK” at some point, you’re doing it wrong.

Thoroughly enjoying the Jay Baruchel commercials for Bell.

Watch The Life Of Chuck. You'll be so pleasantly surprised by Tom Hiddleston's range.

a man in a plaid jacket is standing in front of a bed with his arms in the air Alt: Dan Aykroyd as Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute in an SNL sketch from the 70s, where he does his "seductive dance".

Fred Dumplings, Male Prostitute

a man in a black shirt says see you then wel / wala Alt: a man in a black shirt says see you then welwala

Feels like I'm watching The Expanse.

It's nice to be reminded that in hard times, I can count on banks to be there for support, as they famously do.

He's also old enough to remember that Trump's entrance into politics was to try and claim that Obama was born in Kenya and thus an "illegitimate President". Even ramped up the pressure so much that Obama did in fact present his birth certificate.

Actually, each piece is just half a chicken breast, pounded out. It's the coating that makes it look huge.

Thanks!

Sorry, all gone!