John Wing

Yes, you have.

I liked it. But I was just a kid.

Ok
BlueJays
Let's
Play
Ball

Marner's third goal of the season makes it a one goal game in the third. It's his 14th point and seventh multi-point game.
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Marner's assist on the PP goal in the third is his 11th of the season and his 13th point. In 11 games.
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Calling Chuck Schumer a "radical" is the equivalent of calling your grandfather a goth punk serial killer.

Mike Johnson, and there's no other way to put this, is a goddamned liar.

Nice

I can virtually guarantee no one in Dodger Stadium discussed F-Troop more than we did.

Marner's second assist of the night, his 10th of the season and his 12th point, come on Eichel's goal to make it 5-3. It's his sixth multi-point game.
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That was Mitch Marner's eleventh point, and his ninth assist on Dorofeyev's first period equalizer. He leads the team in plus-minus. How 'bout them G'Knights?
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One of them, for sure.

The baseball game has reached the "I no longer give a shit who wins" stage.

Williams is Hugh Williams, which was a pseudonym for Wilhelm Grosz.

I used to wonder if I would live to see the Leafs win another Stanley Cup. Now I know that's not going to happen, but I would like to live long enough to see someone OTHER than the f***ing Florida Panthers win it.

The Panthers have a lot of injuries and look EXACTLY like the team that's going to win the Cup again.

"And sometimes when
the night is slow,
the wretched and the meek;
we gather up our hearts and go
a thousand kisses deep."

Congratulations, Katelyn.

Fox baseball play by play guy just used Ernie Harwell's called third strike signature phrase. Nice homage, dude, but get your own.

The plural of anecdote is misinformation.

Tough on the nation when your president has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

And yet, it's EXACTLY what America is.

Award winner

I wouldn’t worry about how much the ballroom’s gonna cost. He’s gonna stiff the builders anyway.

Mitch Marner has played 7 games with his new team, the Vegas Golden Knights. He had his fifth multi-point game for them tonight with his 7th and 8th assists, giving him 10 points for the season. His 7th assist was his 750th NHL point, done in 664 games.
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#WhyDidntYouTradeNylander

Eichel is a monster

They are.

In case you missed it, that was Mitch Marner’s 7th assist and 9th point on Dorofeyev’s goal. Game 7 of the season continues

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Marner's second goal of the game, and second of the season, marks his 8th point, and his fourth multi point game out of six played.
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