Gary J. Chambers

The President has effectively provided the playbook for his own country’s internal sabotage.”

I am reminded of Lincoln: “If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.”

“The intelligence assessment would conclude that the American body politic is deeply vulnerable and actively destabilizing itself, and that the appropriate counter-strategy is minimal direct confrontation and maximal amplification of existing domestic fissures.

I asked the Gemini language model to perform a hypothetical strategic assessment of how Donald Trump’s Truth Social rhetoric from the last 24 hours would be perceived by the foreign intelligence services of our principal adversaries (e.g., Russia and China).

Here were the conclusions:

He acts like a king because he can’t function like a President.

“Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis. That process will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

How close are we to Trump ordering the execution of Americans he considers opponents? - Robert Reich

When Democrats whinge it’s with a clear and present concern for society writ large. When Republicans finally see things our way, it’s because the policy chaos they caused is at last negatively impacting them.

I got my check from George Soros!!! I’m set for life!!!!

A Grand Jury in the Southern District of Virginia has indicted a ham sandwich thrown at ICE officers.

It is a logical fallacy that any number of Disney+ cancelations and our moral outrage had any bearing on the predetermined outcome of Jimmy Kimmel’s return. Remember folks we were bought and paid for a long time ago!

You elected this son of a bitch!! What the actual fuck is wrong with you people that you didn’t see this coming? Did you think we were full of shit when we gave you warning after warning?!

You say, “Insta”, I say, “cart”. I say, “Insta”, you say, “gram.”
We are not the same.

Aren’t most of these bumbling bros holding a sign with one hand and jerking off with the other destined for a lonely life of doing what they’re told by other men and listening to Charlie Kirk and Brother Osteen?

Ladies and gay gents, how is half the population giving up their agency to cruel authoritarianism at all attractive?

None of these buffoons can articulate an argument to defend their position without dragging God into it, or parroting back MAGA talking points. No critical thinking skills. Lots of complying.

What’s so masculine about complying? These morons have emasculated themselves and are too stupid to know they’ve been played for suckers by the administration.

Temu Superman gots a boo boo.

Gary’s “Perfectly Unscientific Ten Day Meteorological Prognostication” aka, “The Forecast”. Great, great, great, great, great, go fuck yourself, HARDER, meh, you can’t predict this far out!!

Bless the Federal Appellate Court for striking down Der Führer’s tariffs!

Question for the group: Is this winning?

Specifically the cowardly press corp. If news agencies are not cycling journalists through the Oval like a college student goes through Top Ramen, then the press isn’t seeking the truth; they are willingly abdicating their responsibility and kissing Trump’s infected foot.

“He should be spending more time in the gym, actually.” Now the President is body shaming a sitting governor. If anyone should keep his mouth shut about physical fitness, it’s Donny “One Ton” Mulligan.

“He should be spending more time in the gym, actually.” Now the President is body shaming a sitting governor. If anyone should keep his mouth shut about physical fitness, it’s Donny “One Ton” Mulligan.

Donald Trump is all but declaring himself king, so he should have a title:

“Trump the Gormless, First of His Name”.

gormless: “lacking intelligence | STUPID”

In the meantime they’re pressing the “don’t think” narrative. Wrong! It’s particularly nasty when it coincides with America’s weekly suspension of disbelief day. Faith and trust in anything requires pixie dust (critical thinking) to help you fly; while simultaneously keeping you grounded in reality.

They’ve been leveraging this “Trust in Trump” horse manure. I swear “alliteration” is the maximum clever these idiots are capable of. “Whee! Look at me! I can rhyme shit!”

You’ve got to give credit to Trump for turning an ordinary Friday into a Mongolian cluster fuck of epic proportions for both journalists and John Bolton, all while lying through his Clorox bleached teeth that he knew nothing about it.

Congratulations! You’re smarter than the President of the United States! Don’t get uppity. It’s a low bar.