Gary J. Chambers

@ms.now I'm here to wish you all the best tonight, slogging through the coming festival of lies, so that together, we can begin to make sense of all of it. Thank you all!

Republicans have a remarkable ability to pack an insane amount of stupid into very few, really small words. It makes you wonder who their target audience is.

The usually unflappable legal expert, @lawofruby.bsky.social Lisa Rubin’s very real reaction upon seeing Pam Bondi lose her cool to Rep. Jamie Raskin today in court.

Why isn’t it considered arrogant to thank God or Jesus for your good fortune on a stage in front the millions who also watched fellow Christians be ignored by God get shot dead by other Christians who were working for the government?

Young people impaled by sticks need to be introduced to bawdy comedy. We used to have movies that were fearless to offend as many people as possible so that we all had our miserable colons cleared out every once in a while.

There is an argument for more bouncing boobies and fart jokes on screen.

Blue hat.
Red coat.
Same evil.

The third gunshot wound proved fatal, as it entered the left side of her head near the temple and exited the right side of her head.

Fixed it.

30% of Americans will forever and always support, “Captain Bonespurs” so don’t waste oxygen on them. Save your breath for the idiots that have come around and shame them into oblivion so they never vote Republican again.

When the YouTube video you were watching ends, and several minutes later while you’re writing something terribly witty, a notification comes in, and you shit your pants. IT’S A METAPHOR! Probably.

My words combined with generative AI operating with substantial fidelity illustrating a potential frozen suburban dystopian clash. The citizenry and its militia activated to protect them from harm by their own government’s military and ICE thugs.

Most Americans would rather roll a joint with a Greenlander than violate their sovereignty. I hope they know that.

I can’t help but wonder what this era is doing to future suicide statistics. Many are watching with horror the systemic decimation of their democratic republic and don’t want to feel helpless anymore. They want out and can’t see it.

Dear Journalists! It’s either, “tamp down”, or “temper” a situation. You don’t “tamper” a potential riot. *sob* Eugene knows better!

“I’ll pray for you.”
“You do not have my consent to invoke my name to your God.”
Prayer and sex both require consent.

Chronic stupid and bigotry associated with all things religion inhibits the evolution of humanity. The sheer unabashed doubling down of ridiculous belief systems and asinine traditions doesn’t ground anyone; it just anchors people to the bottom of a cesspool of willful ignorance and arrogance.

He wasn’t firing at the vehicle. The vehicle was simply between her and the gun.

Merry fucking Christmas, morons!

The nations oral compass.

We (the civilized) regret to inform you that, “Quiet piggy!” has become a unifying rebuttal to any and all Republicans deigning to open their mouth to defend their idiot President. Thank you, Mr. President! Bok bok!

“Rosie you will never return to this great country.”

Dear Ali. There is no such thing as “hobbling” together a deal.

Pulitzer worthy. Doesn’t Trump look like he’s going to slowly stick out his arm and turn his thumb downward? He’s certainly doing that to boats in Venezuela. Murderer.

I’ve got letters going to each of these asshats and so should you be writing.

All but two are on Medicare. The other two have their Cadillac Congress plan.

Those who capitulated to the Republicans are woefully out of touch with their constituents, and the population writ large who spoke out loudly in record numbers less than a week ago know what our mandate is.

When they show you who they are; believe them. When they tell you all the great big brilliant wonderful things they’re going to do, they’re full of shit.

They don’t care about you.

The bullshit is strong with this one.

Showing the belly again. Bad dog! No I will not take it back. THIS VOTE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WISHY WASHY SCHUMER AND THE WISHY WASHY WASHING MACHINE COMPANY!

There will be no ballroom. It’s becoming overwhelmingly clear to all but the rabid base that mollifying (sorry, Molly) señor sociopath any longer will not just be politically suicidal; it will put Democracy in the NIC-U.