5chw4r7z

5chw4r7z

@5chw4r7z.bsky.social

Bikes, coffee, photography, and everything Cincinnati. Overflowing with misguided opinions, every post has been rigorously underthought.

368 Followers 166 Following 2,747 Posts Joined Nov 2024
6 hours ago
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I do not endorse making fun of people for their looks. Because, hey, I've looked in a mirror.
That said, holy shit does Ed Gallrein look like a Scooby-Doo villain.

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10 hours ago

HAHA why would he try to contain prices? To help our senile dicktater not look so bad?

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1 day ago

anyhow, good luck getting a job now ya thug!

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1 day ago

That is amazing!!!
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1 day ago

I mash it until my wife complains. Then I tell little boys they have to hit it more until I get them in trouble too πŸ˜‚

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1 day ago
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The fun part of trying to get photos while riding a bike is the random accidental shots

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1 day ago

I also work with one of those guys in network operations.

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1 day ago

That is wild! I wonder if they are missing a container and wondering where the hell it is?
I get a big smile every time I ride past that container.

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2 days ago

Probably the vast majority of them.
But in 2026 they don't have an excuse. Get directions from Google maps, click the bus icon and it will tell you which route to take and when and where the next bus shows up.
But I'm preaching to the choir.

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2 days ago

THANK YOU!

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2 days ago

OH, well that doesn't shock me either

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2 days ago

Someone needs to tell the FBI that yes, that is how war works. It goes both ways.
Bullies are always shocked when the little guy hits back.

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

6ish? That was us!

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2 days ago

I’m on a seven year old Metro bus this morning and every pothole we bang over is going straight through my spine!
I didn’t think there were any this old still in the fleet

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3 days ago

While also giving vital intelligence to Iran so they can bomb strategic targets, like US radar installations

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3 days ago

I suck at English and writing so I've used Grammerly for years. But I don't 100% trust it so I end up using it to find problems and then googling it half the time.

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3 days ago

Totally legit!
And not at all like not legit

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3 days ago
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A casualty of war: your wallet. You can support my editorial cartoons by subscribing to my Substack, kevinnecessary.substack.com

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3 days ago

I was banking on it!

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3 days ago
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People Hate AI Even More Than They Hate ICE, Poll Finds The only things less popular than AI in the poll were Iran and the Democratic Party.

Doesn't seem like the best business to be investing in right now
gizmodo.com/people-hate-...

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4 days ago

Or just put $200 of gas in your male enhancement truck to own the libs

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4 days ago
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Cincinnati!
Tuesday Night Bike Rides are BACKπŸš΄πŸ»πŸš΄πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸš΄πŸ»
6:00 gather - Washington Park gazebo
6:15 roll out
back to Mellotonebeer for post-ride social drinks!
If you need wheels, no worries, there is a Red Bike Station at 14th and Elm.

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4 days ago

For realπŸ’―

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4 days ago
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My favorite mural in my favorite town for cat spotting.

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4 days ago
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5 days ago

It looks like it is πŸ˜†

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6 days ago

Oh Yeah Baby!!

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6 days ago

Of course, paying employees is for suckas

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6 days ago
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Happy Bockfest to all who celebrate!
Last night went so fast and I must have hugged like 50 people or high-fived them!

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