Hank the Shank 🔪

“All it takes is one bad hair day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad hair day.”

If you put the year of release in parentheses after a movie title in casual writing, you are my friend.

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But is bean legs?

Those are beautiful! Way to go :)

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Do a crime, tiny creature

Wow that's beautiful! Well done :)

*joiner's mallet, oops lol

A wooden mallet, a selection of chisels, and a workpiece sit on the surface of a workbench.

A wooden mallet sits on the surface of an upturned box fan.

Made a carving mallet! IT WORKS!

Cherry handle with yellow birch head, finished with oil and wax.

#woodworking #handtools #myartwork

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WOODEN KNIFE

WOODEN KNIFE

WOODEN KNIFE

WOODEN KNIFE WOODEN KNIFE WOODEN KNIFE

#woodworking #myartwork

On hold for a half hour now 😡

On hold with GEICO trying to get a form sent to the BMV. They want me to talk to their AI chat agent 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥, but the AI can’t help me with this particular thing, gotta talk to a person. We’re living in the world’s most boring cyberpunk dystopia.

#relatable

Picking blueberries 💙🐦

Blog post about this project: hankart.com/talking-board-128k/

Am I supposed to be doing hashtags on here? I don’t even know. #confused

Edge of Eternities limited is one of those “big think” Magic sets. Lots of decision points in the games.

“One sec, I need to do a Big Think.”

TUMMY 😻

A wooden “Ouija”-style talking board designed to look like an original Macintosh desktop, with a planchette shaped like a mouse pointer.

A wooden “Ouija”-style talking board designed to look like an original Macintosh desktop, with a planchette shaped like a mouse pointer.

Made a thing with pew pew laser beams!

This is one of a run of six, after two prototypes. Engraved on 1/4” birch ply, finished with shellac and buffed with paste wax. First big project on the xTool S1.

#woodworking #laserengraving #ouija #mac #macintosh #pixelart

It’s so fun. Congrats!

“Homerlee the HVAC Queen” a Home Depot store display. A humanoid figure constructed from cardboard boxes and fail HVAC hose. She’s wearing an Orange Home Depot apron, a hard hat, and latex-dipped work gloves. She has a long braid made of craft paper, and anime eyes and mouth for a face.

More unrealistic beauty standards for women

“I tink dis guy’s immune to guns, boss!”
“Throw another gun at him, Bruno, just to be sure.”

Congratulations! 🎊
Go easy on yourself, it looks great!

Hopscotch needs help 🥺

A Skil contractor table saw sits on top of a rolling cabinet with two drawers. The cabinet is painted black, the drawer fronts are honey-colored natural wood.

A rolling cabinet with two drawers sitting on a workbench, photographed head-on. The cabinet is painted black, the drawer fronts are honey-colored natural wood.

A rolling cabinet with two drawers sitting on a workbench, photographed in three-quarters view. The cabinet is painted black, the drawer fronts are honey-colored natural wood.

A rolling cabinet with two drawers sitting on a workbench, photographed in three-quarters view, the the drawers open to show the drawer sides. The cabinet is painted black, the drawer fronts are honey-colored natural wood.

Finished my table saw cabinet. I love it! Cabinet carcass is pine and OSB, drawer fronts are yellow birch finished with shellac.

#woodworking #tools #maker

A screen shot of a notes application with the following names: • Babybel • Brie • Buttons • Violet • Mama Porsche • Mercedes • Ferrari • Kia • Bentley • Tabby - OTRB 6-20-25 • Vivi • Eiko • Zidane • Kuja • Mama Spot • Lal • Data • Tifa • Aerith • Squall • Vincent • Palom • Porom • Rydia • Thistle • Thorn

These are all the cats we have taken into the rescue since May who are going to be ready for new homes very shortly (not including Chicory & Satsuma, who also need homes). Most of these are kittens, cute silly round fluffy babies. I’ll be working on getting them all upload to Petfinder soon!

Wormy little slender salamander tattoo design for Allison!! Love drawing a noodle shape and love looking at photos of these guys. A+ commission. Open for more work like this if you want a guy of your own 🪱🐸 #illustration #tattoodesign

Theodore, a tuxedo tabby cat with an orange nose, sits in a comfy lump in the middle of one of those felt donut tubes for cats

Theodore is Donut King of the Midwest 🍩