ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ!

Glub glub glub!!
It was no problem R-E-ELLY!!! 38D

-

I wasn't e%actly aware this is what the heiress had planned
however, I accept your gratitude with open STRONG arms
now I commanded you to get out, the door is that way

[ Equius points towards the exit, he is starting to sweat a little. ]

[ Equius is not pleased with the sudden appearance of the lowblood. Especially after he greeted him with such foul language. . . He frowns, expressing his distaste to Sollux. ]

[ >Feferi: Check status ]

Sooo...!! Did it WORK?? Oar you back? 380

)(-------EYYY!!! 38D

[ You wait eagerly, any moment now... what is coming? ]

CC: [ coordinates ]
CC: Okay, )(ere t)(ey are!
TC: D --> Yes, I will be sure to accomplish this task right way heiress
TC: D --> Give me a moment and I will retrieve whatever teleports onto the platform

[ >Equius: Press the button ]

[ You press the button and the machine comes to life... ]

)(e's more t)(en pleased to )(elp me wit)( t)(is important task!
...-Even if )(e doesn't know exactly W)(Y I need it! )(e)(e)(e.
Anyway, now t)(at I )(ave t)(e coordinates I'll )(urry and s)(oot t)(em )(is way!
Don't move.

[ >Feferi: Troll TC back ]

// I am still planning on bringing my fankid account though!!!

// Sorry for the lack of my presence !!! I was feeling a bit burnt out, but im recovering :3

[ >Feferi: Get coordinates ]

Sollux is it possible you could send me your CURR-ENT coordinates?

D --> CT: However, to answer your question
D --> CT: Yes, I have an appearifier on hand
D --> CT: Why

CC: Glub glub glub glub glub! 38D
CC: You will soon find out, in a moment I will need you to put some coordinates into t)(e mac)(ine. I will be back wit)( furt)(er instructions!

D --> CT: Ok

D --> CT: My apologizes heiress for my lack of response
D --> CT: I was merely awestruck by the very fact alone I can personally be of service to someone as high on the hemospectrum as you
D --> CT: Your word is my command, and I will do my best to complete this request you have bestowed onto me

[ >Feferi: Be trolled back ]

-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling “centaursTesticle [CT] at 13:14 --

CC: Sorry to drop in so suddenly, but it's R-E-EL important!
CC: T)(is going to sound RANDOM, but I'm going to just s)(oot it.
CC: Dew you )(ave a appearifier sort of laying around? 38O

W)(AL----E... )(onestly it's for a variety of reasons reelly!

My version of Alternia is NO MOR-E, t)(ere is not)(ing for me to even rule now! Besides t)(at... I'M D-EAD!

…W)(o?? Sorry, but I do not know anyone being by t)(at title!! 38/

I am indeed a )(eiress- Or w)(ale… a former )(eiress!

)(-EYYYYY!!! 38D
Glub glub glub glub glub!!!! )(e)(e)(e!

FINTASTIC! )(e)(e)(e.
I will launc)( )(im a quick message rig)(t now and everyt)(ing will be okay once more!!!

Stay safe Sollux, we'll sea eac)( ot)(er very soon!
PC)(OOOOOO!!!!!!

[ After sending a Pchoo, you sent a message to HIM. It seems he's not online right now, you'll have to wait a bit... ]

// Okay, tomorrow will get to more replies <3 im trying to get to those who’s been waiting the longest

♡ Trusted confidante, reliable friend, Teaser Extraordinare, flushed crush ♡

@wannabeheiress.bsky.social

> You really enjoy this person's company even despite the teasing you occasionally endure from her. Also, you have a big huge crush on her, whoops!

[GIF from xamag-homestuck on tumblr]

Sollux )(ave I ever told you )(ow ADORABUBBL-E you are w)(en you're grouc)(y?? B-ECAUS-E IT'S TRU-E!!! <3

Anyway, I know you don't like it but )(ow -ELS-E are we going to get you back? 380
)(mmmmmm???
Do not worry, I will )(andle it and everyt)(ing will be OKAY!

YOU'LL S-EA!!!!!

W)(ale I know ON----E person w)(o'll D-EFINIT-ELY )(ave w)(at we're looking for!
Take a wild guess Sollux! )(ere, I will even give you )(int. )(-E)(-E)(-E)(-E-E.

)(e's blue, STRONG, and )(ad a pair of broken s)(ades!!!

// more replies tomorrow !!!! Today was exhausting !!

)(MMMMM...
)(onk s)(o )(onk s)(ooo?

[ Yeah, you're being really stupid now. You aren't even sure how anyone can sleep without with their cozy Recuperacoons. Though, you do wonder what Roxy is dreaming about right now... ]

[ > Roxy: Dream. ]

W)(ale alrig)(t...!!
But I am not lying w)(en I say you can reac)( out at any time!!
I still care about you, we AR----E friends! 38D

)(mm... maybe we cod use t)(e Appearifier??
T)(at mig)(t work!
I would )(ave to find one, but I am s)(ore t)(ere will be one SOM-EW)(-ER-E around )(ere!!!!

W)(ale, I was s)(rimply exploring! You never w)(at kind of place t)(ese dream bubbles will take you next, it cod be ANYON-ES memories after all!!

T)(oug)(, it IS exciting to sea w)(at sort of loot is just sort of floating around )(ere. I say we treas)(ore )(unt once more!!

)(-E)(-E)(-E.

Glub glub 38?
)(-ELLO!! Roxy? Oar you awake??

[ You are not sure why Roxy was laying on the ground like this… maybe it’s one of the weird human things they do? ]

[ > Feferi: Join Roxy ]

[ You lay down on the ground next to Roxy, hopefully you are doing this right. ]

!!! 380

[ Looking up, Feferi comes face to face with the wonky tower in question. Did the “Yo” come from there? Squinting, she could spot the older and COOLER sea heiress. Cod she’s so cool. Why can’t you be as cool as her? ]

[ > Feferi: Shout greeting ]

O)( )(-EYYY!! )(e)(e)(e!
W)(ATC)(A DOING?!

GLUB??? 380

Sollux I w)(ale obviously take care of your bees and try to not drown t)(em in the process, but w)(at )(appended!

[ > Feferi: Explore dream bubble. ]

[ You were WAY ahead of that command as you are already exploring the dream bubble! Though you’ve been at this for a while… you’re starting to wonder if anyone is around. Perhaps you should try your luck and call out a greeting? ]

)(——ELLO!? ANYON-E T)(-ER-E!?

W)(Y BOT)(-ER? 380

-Eridan t)(ere is no need for you to jump s)(ip!! I’m s)(ore t)(ere is some version of oar friends w)(o would be excited to give you a c)(ance!

You would not even B-ELI-EV-E )(ow many different versions of everyone t)(ere is. Do not give up )(ope, everyt)(ing will be okay! 38D