Bob Mina

After the elections this week, historically low approval for Trump, why fold now? This is political malpractice.

Schumer should be finished after this. He's lost the caucus.

But we were pouring funding in Cold War posturing, no? I see the current powers that be trying to find a parallel (however unlikely/implausible).

But it worked in the 1980s for Reagan. That's the only playbook these insouciant chucklef*cks know.

F*cking clowns.

Not if they don't tell him, sir. In his world he's still rolling along at 104% approval.

All the money in the world, he's still a broken man.

I guess we know for sure, that's how much Trump really weighs.

What, and I cannot stress this part enough, the F*CK.

Lower. We want it lower. We want single digits.

Whatever.

We still need to get you installed. We're working on that.

So, he's having a good night. Has the house staff secured the ketchup yet?

I see what you did there. Well done.

Charlie Brown Christmas, every time.

As any native New Yorker will tell you, Staten Island is where NYC sends its trash.

Hide the ketchup bottles. He's going to be breaking windows tonight.

I have a question: What Days Inn is going to have to go without curtains for a few days now that Karoline has that top?

So now we're doing the Mythbusters as policy? "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

What a pillock.

When do they play the Jets again? That'll make them look better.

ETTD.

Does Mike Johnson know anything, read anything, or watch anything? Seems that he just goes home, and then seals himself in a hyperbaric chamber until the next press conference.

Indeed. Just pick one and let's live with it.

A man bun. Unless you're roaming the Earth, carrying a sword, seeking to avenge your lost master, you should not have a man bun

We have to assume that not one of them actually finished The Great Gatsby.

Nobody tell them. Just let it play out.

"Are the illegal voters in the room with us right now, ma'am?"

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Proximity to hate is like radiation; it burns you from within, and eventually, you go to pieces.

My daughter is 20 and is studying IR. She was always fascinated by the Cold War, and I've been telling her lately, "Well, it looks like you might get to live it with me this time."

As a GenX kid now in his 50s, I didn't think I'd reach my 20s. Every day is a bonus!

I lived through the first Cold War. Didn't think I'd have to do it again at 54.

My disdain for this administration grows with every passing hour.

But that won't stop him from talking about it until they close the lid. He's just a carnival barker, nothing more.

They project more than IMAX. It's mind-boggling.