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Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.

The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

Perfectly captured.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

No lies told in this headline.

hate having to work with maga men. i wanna quit this job so badly

nvm shes back

tiktok is fr gone now y'all

not our entire internet system going down at work.. so very mercury retrograde of this to happen

good morning blueskiers
look at this loaf

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

elon musk really a bitch (derogatory)

love how peaceful it is here

how's this app like