Tanya Johnson

Big "The beacons are lit! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!" vibes.

Walton Goggin’s character in White Lotus looking absolutely appalled

My therapist whenever I tell a funny story about my mother.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

There are many mysteries and ambiguities in life but the nature of this gesture is not among them. It's a Nazi salute.

Meta and Google opt out of Sydney Mardi Gras amid move away from DEI in US Former sponsors walk away from 2025 event – while organisers say they do not meet partnership requirements

Jesus Christ what craven cowards. I know it's always been rainbow capitalism but this fucking hurts. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I am not sure why the term stochastic terrorism is not being used much more often than it currently is.

Defying Destiny poster advertising a protest against Destiny Church on Sunday 23rd February at 2pm, Albert Park Rotunda

Please if you can come along on Sunday. We have strength and safety in numbers and it's so important to show up.

That's an eye watering amount of money for a 2 bed apartment 🫣

The anti-DEI tip line is a good example of how you try to implement a fascist agenda without state capacity. You rely on the enthusiastic participation of petty tyrants, backstabbers, abusers and malcontents.

I too subscribe to this theory... I've made browned butter, and a buttery pecan praline sauce so far to go on pancakes tomorrow. We'll run out of butter before lunch I'm sure

Great choice

This looks amazing!

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I'm gonna be the asshole who points this out to their support team

Woah, that's gotta be a record

Reading this out loud is a trip.

Picturing this now, lazy ass possum reclined on a piece of driftwood, holding two retro lampshades

When the thing you're having shipped to New Zealand... from Australia... says "for reference, the estimated delivery time to New Zealand may take between 15 to 40 business days".

Is someone swimming the damn thing across?

Honestly hate that place. The parking is terrible but I also get lost every time I go in there

Sign advertising “Brunch Club Porn Cakes”

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—

Reaching balloon meme: Christopher Luxon reaching for Coalition with ACT Winston Peters grabbing Christopher Luxon

So good

So just to summarise then, the guy who referred to the potential formation of a left-wing government as a "Coalition of Chaos" must now form his own government with two other parties whose leaders have previously publicly threatened to physically fight one another?

We've reached that point in our relationship where much of our time together is spent either saying "look at this cat! Just look at it!" or yelling "sorry, WHAT?" from the next room.

I'm really really nervous about the election results, but on the bright side had a great conversation with my teenager about elections and taxes and things to consider when voting

... with Prosecco

Baby huffer!! That's the best description I've heard in ages... could pretty much get high on em (as long as I remain free of responsibility)

This is awesome.

Of course I just used it to see all the places my GF's book is out of stock at 😆

Me : invents a device to talk to cats

Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you

Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want

Cat :

Me :

Cat : first of all fuck you

Opening up work Slack and email after 2 and a half weeks away... 😬

Those are fabulous 🤩 (and would go well with any future green velvet couch...)