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@talkingchicken.bsky.social

Software engineer by day, gamer by night. He/him. PNWAFGC, mostly French Bread when I'm not in the retirement home. Mash. Nanase. FFXIV black mage savage raider and occasional gposer.

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The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

04.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6
05.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5237    πŸ” 1880    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 26

I was a little spooked when some of these were actually pretty good and then a minute passed and they all looked like garbage lol

05.11.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most fucked Sonic Heroes team

05.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1952    πŸ” 562    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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a group of people are riding in a small boat in the water ALT: a group of people are riding in a small boat in the water

Fun for the whole family, even

04.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't help but smile a little every time I am not in Hawaii (which is, alas, most of the time) and see a vehicle with Hawaiian license plates

04.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hirohisa Komanome, programmer at Ikegami Tsushinki,
who were contracted to make the Donkey Kong arcade:
Once we received a telex from an overseas company inquiring about the program of Donkey Kong. [...] I remember that it was a request to modify the program, to change Donkey Kong to their company's brand. It was easy to disassemble program ROMs and dump them in ASCII code with the development tools available then. Knowing that the bootleggers would begin their analysis of the hardware by disassembling and dumping the code, we inserted the following message at the end of the program as a joke:
CONGRATULATION !
IF YOU ANALYSE  
DIFFICULT THIS  
PROGRAM,WE WOULD
 TEACH YOU.*****
TEL.TOKYO-JAPAN 
044(244)2151    
EXTENTION 304   
SYSTEM DESIGN   
IKEGAMI CO. LIM.
The company that sent us that telex had read this message, and they contacted us directly. All four of us were surprised. Naturally, we refused the request. 
Source: shmuplations.com/donkeykong

Hirohisa Komanome, programmer at Ikegami Tsushinki, who were contracted to make the Donkey Kong arcade: Once we received a telex from an overseas company inquiring about the program of Donkey Kong. [...] I remember that it was a request to modify the program, to change Donkey Kong to their company's brand. It was easy to disassemble program ROMs and dump them in ASCII code with the development tools available then. Knowing that the bootleggers would begin their analysis of the hardware by disassembling and dumping the code, we inserted the following message at the end of the program as a joke: CONGRATULATION ! IF YOU ANALYSE DIFFICULT THIS PROGRAM,WE WOULD TEACH YOU.***** TEL.TOKYO-JAPAN 044(244)2151 EXTENTION 304 SYSTEM DESIGN IKEGAMI CO. LIM. The company that sent us that telex had read this message, and they contacted us directly. All four of us were surprised. Naturally, we refused the request. Source: shmuplations.com/donkeykong

The programmers of the Donkey Kong arcade left a message in the code to hackers mockingly congratulating them and offering to teach them as a joke. A group of bootleggers actually took this seriously and contacted the company asking for help pirating their own game.

04.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1207    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

This game is a very cool take on a precision platformer where you can't jump in the traditional sense but you do have a baseball bat and Newton's Third Law.

It's somewhat open but not metroidvania (iirc) and is worth giving a shot before you see people absolutely blow this game up in a few months

04.11.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bat to the Heavens is part of AGDQ 2026 and RTA in Japan!!
A celebratory SALE!!! yay!!!
try it before the speedrunners go crazy and enjoy the runs!!

04.11.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

03.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5356    πŸ” 2341    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 177
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FROM MASHER TO MASTER 2 IS OUT!

If you want to get into fighting games but don't know where to begin, this book will guide your journey.

Featuring art by @koh.money and a foreword by Gerald Lee of Core-A Gaming!

patrickmiller.itch.io/from-masher-...

03.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 14
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"Person who doesn't really understand 'Mundane Halloween' so they figured, better just wear a pink afro wig or something"

x.com/dailyportalz...

02.11.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game"

x.com/dailyportalz...

02.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1054    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

02.11.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7181    πŸ” 2294    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 250
Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

01.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6826    πŸ” 2835    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 115
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As part of Arika's 30th anniversary celebration, Fighting EX Layer is currently $0.99 USD on Steam.

store.steampowered.com/app/871200/F...

01.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I misread what this month was about and now I have to return a penguin suit

01.11.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

31.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3494    πŸ” 1106    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 34
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot:

31.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2319    πŸ” 678    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 217

I'm not proud of this

31.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

any time the otter iidx meme goes around I'm reposting

28.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Though to be fair, the birth of the smartphone made access to brain rot a lot more ubiquitous

31.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is albinoblacksheep still updating btw

31.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're a millennial like me and think modern brain rot is ruining our society remember that our generation was raised on things like all your base and badger badger badger and peanut butter jelly time so I for one welcome our new 67 overlords

31.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Backstreet Brawl #12 - Take a Seat The best place for Backstreet Brawl #12 - Take a Seat brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!

Backstreet Brawl #12: Take a Seat will be our last hurrah for 2025, taking place on November 22nd at the usual spot in Highline College. We have lots in store, including Uni 2, SF6, Guilty Gear Strive, Tekken 8, GBVSR and Skullgirls!

Early bird reg ends this Sunday!

www.start.gg/tournament/b...

30.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

29.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2024    πŸ” 882    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 14

I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard

29.10.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2771    πŸ” 865    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 20
28.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14594    πŸ” 4497    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 89

ok so if you skip past the ending in the 9th the game will continue reading innings as normal; eventually this overflows the score buffer and you'll see by the pitch diagram that we've been writing very precise locations to memory aaand (Bad Apple suddenly manifests in the stadium, audience claps)

28.10.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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