Zhu Bajie

A big huge yawn, showing off his cute little tusks.

Nope but he can hum and play the trumpet.

He is currently staring respectfully(?)

// :D <3

// I will throw my boys at you whenever

Ah’ thought it was uh… sleep Sunday.

He doesn’t have an outstanding chest at all. He’s more sizable around the belly instead.

Gulp…

He’s using his rake as a makeshift backscratcher, sighing contently.

“G-Gmmnh…”

He averts his eyes, cheeks bright red. Fantasy and reality are clashing right before him, in the form of a buff coyote!

… That only serves to further fluster the pig!

“Gosh…”

He’s daydreaming about…something, a far off look on his stupid face.

It was like hugging a stuffed animal! The big pig couldn’t help but smile as he cuddled that tiny frog close to his warm body.

“Yup!” And with that, a huge arm would come down to rest against the frog, as he sighed contently.

The pig’s gut was practically mattress sized to the frog, as Zhu stared at him with half-lidded eyes.

“Haw, ya dun’ gotta tell me ta keep eatin’, Ah’m doin’ that whether ya like it or not.”

“Mmh…buh?” He yawned a little, not quite waking up just yet. “Cause Ah’ always nap after a big meal…”

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Haohmaru!

The One Man Typhoon with an indomitable spirit!

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“Buh? A good what?”

“Course Ah’ am! Ah’ wouldn’t be Zhu if Ah’ wasn’t, haw haw.”

He just sort of reaches up to pat him on the head…but due to the size difference, only reaches his snout.

“Dis-aster!”

“Dis-wha?”

The swine’s stomach would rumble a few times…

“Oh. Hm. Guess that makes sense. Sorry ‘bout that, my name’s Zhu Bajie, but most folks call me Zhu.”

“Moob-wha? Hey, that better not be a fat joke…”

“Huh. Whole lotta weird folks around.”

"And scary. Lynels might eat you."