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@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social

#LFC #YNWA Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering. Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.

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We’re not in this mess because of of people who’re happy being ignorant mate.

01.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to moderate what’s to appear on my timeline, so that it’s free from politics stuff but I realise I can’t mute left wing right wing ffs. πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m confused.

01.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon if we had signed Zubimendi, he’d be the worse senior midfielder we have.

Bullet dodged.

01.03.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can mute you.

01.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reducing as much exposure as possible is a good thing regardless. I wanna be an ignorant happy camper.

01.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’re people who aren’t clued up on what’s happening around the world & they’re genuinely happier.

I want to go down that route by muting a lot of words across platforms.

01.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I get the logic but I don’t agree with it when Neto isn’t up & about affecting play.

01.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bit of daylight between us & Chelsea. πŸ‘

01.03.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely you play advantage & then give the red card later?

01.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gyokeres hasn’t won a single 1v1 has he?

01.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah true that.

01.03.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can sense the trepidation in Arsenal.

01.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Concur. These days they’re all mates who grew up together & there’s more angst between the team principals.

01.03.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting that Albert Riera has used a different formation today for Frankfurt.

01.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahhahahhaha

01.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s supposedly some sort of reset according to my die hard F1 mates with Mercedes & Ferrari expected to be really fast.

01.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the Marc Guehi of cakes.

01.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drive to Survive is so well made that it never fails to get me interested in the new F1 season.

Then I’ll give up after three races.

01.03.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve convinced myself that any result is a win.

01.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barclays Corner League.

01.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for us that Chelsea don’t seem interested in wanting a champions league spot.

01.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chelsea playing like they have a two goal lead in the first leg.

01.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who is Iran’s interim ayatollah?

01.03.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it 6W 1D for Carrick?

01.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Amorim know Sesko is genuinely formidable in the heading department?

21.12.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Told you he’s good.

01.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking nonsense.

01.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They have to. To have that kind of numbers in a team that has little of the ball & plays direct often. Else I riot.

01.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

92nd percentile for progressive passes & 85th percentile for key passes. Him passing to Wirtz is what dreams are made of.

01.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0