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@nocturnalibpool.bsky.social

#LFC #YNWA Self-proclaimed exponent of eye tests in football. Expect sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek takes & mood swings. Zero patience for lazy sweeping statements & petty bickering. Blocks xenophobia & abusive rudeness, no exception.

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Yeah, should be around that time.

I’ve no intention, mate, to go deep into what I (and many others) think of him, primarily bcos it’s a long list.

I’d agree vitriol, threats & witch hunts shouldn’t be tolerated but reasonable assessments of the club, managers & players shouldn’t be labeled.

09.03.2026 09:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
'I have to say something about that...' Wirtz, Frimpong & Mamardashvili | The Reds Roundtable
YouTube video by Liverpool FC 'I have to say something about that...' Wirtz, Frimpong & Mamardashvili | The Reds Roundtable

Woohoo!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7K...

09.03.2026 09:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s be honest. Deep down we’ve been wanting to see something like that happen. 😜

09.03.2026 09:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of cos. Not that I’d discourage you to stop reading anyone who likened Sadio Mane to a chimp & as far as I know, refused to retract it.

09.03.2026 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You read his article & decided to sound exactly like him. 😂

09.03.2026 09:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The brawl between Cruzeiro and Atlético Mineiro generated 23 RED CARDS! The most in Brazilian football history.

09.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’ll always be people who don’t know to be fair but they should be reminded of that.

09.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Actual exchange of blows broke out between the players of Cruzeiro Esporte Clube and Clube Atlético Mineiro earlier.

Spicy.

09.03.2026 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Wouldn’t read Paul Tomkins if you pay me, the condescending holier than thou narcissistic preaching twat.

08.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This new F1 season is like the champions league format last season.

No idea what to make of it & might never will.

08.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kids are gonna grow up thinking they can be xenophobic, racist, corrupt, launder money, rape girls & become president one day.

08.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Terrible pun.

07.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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I went to the doctors recently.

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”.

I asked: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”

He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything

07.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Wrexham leads!!!

07.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At best a stand in when Dom needs rest.

07.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d loathe to see him being a starter responsible for controlling the midfield.

07.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of the most ineffective passers of a ball would’ve been the correct description.

07.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I have to refrain from being rude. I’m what aspect is he one of the best midfielders in Europe?

@jamespearcelfc.bsky.social

07.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sure the best solution is to eliminate him.



NETANYAHU THREATENS THE WEST:

"I demand that Western governments do what is necessary to fight antisemitism, and provide safety for Jewish communities worldwide."

“I demand action from them NOW, or else there will be consequences."

07.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not a war expert but I think Iran have strategically won

07.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking hell. I’d sell him if that’s true.

[🟢] NEW: Ryan Gravenberch’s agent José Fortes Rodriguez has negotiated a total salary of over €100 million, spread over the next six years. Various performance-related bonuses could still be added on top of that.

[@MikeVerweij]

07.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Szobo playing right back not only takes way much needed dynamism from the midfield, he doesn’t add to our attack down the right, hardly if ever move beyond Mo into Zone 18.

07.03.2026 09:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In Thailand, the lack of respect for local culture and the growing sense of economic exploitation have fueled public resentment of Israeli’s.

07.03.2026 09:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.03.2026 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your comrades are soft.

07.03.2026 09:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not that I’m advocating it but with the accuracy of missiles these days, have no one thought of sending one to take out Infantino?

07.03.2026 09:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 "His name is Rio and he dances down the wing, His name is Rio and he makes the Kopites sing" 🎵

Got the lyrics just need a tune now! 🤪🤣🤣

#LFC

#DuranDuran

07.03.2026 07:45 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Is it being censored or there’re no protests against the nonsense on American streets?

07.03.2026 09:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Knew that was coming.

06.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll be curious to have a look at a front 3 of

Heki - Mo - Frimps

06.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0