Grey the falsetto child

They’re nasty dusty dirty little fish

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

Oh I’m supposed to have five dollars for a specialty spoon?! I’ll get right on it Mr. Bezos! 🫡

I only just recently found out some people like warm soda. I need my to be so cold it’s a degree away from freezing

wow what a fascinating article about a complete cunt thanks for sharing

I’m in love with both of them

it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything

But I bet it’s warm to the touch

But winter is here, if I don’t get a fire started we will freeze by mid of night papa

I rub it between my hands like I’m startin a fire

automated content moderation is impossible to get right or even do reasonably well.

women *especially* get the worst of this when it comes to automated image analysis because of the ways those systems are implicitly biased to associate female bodies with sex basically any time a curve can be seen.

Star Trek Voyager scene. Holy hell, okay, so we're in a lush green forest on a planet. Chakotay is in close with another dude. They're in camouflage and look like they're roughing it, looking sweaty and dirty. There's two shots, first is Chakotay looking hard at other guy, and second shot is other guy looking hard back at Chakotay. It's like that thing where two boxers stand nose to nose and get all 'bruh, you wanna go?' with each other before a fight. Closed caption reads, "I was told to drill you, Chakotay, but it's you who've drilled me--"

Alt in pic 1! Grrrr!

Here at the newspaper where our billionaire owner has explicitly told us what we are and are not to write about we are very concerned about Zohran Mamdani shamefully implying that there are oppressors and the oppressed

Hochul a 'no' on Mamdani's free bus plan; 'yes' on statewide universal childcare The price tag to expand a universal childcare program statewide is $15B.

“I know you can’t afford things but we also cannot afford things” will be, I predict, a losing message. The world’s first trillionaire is on the horizon. “We can’t afford transportation, healthcare, food and shelter” will no longer cut it for the “progressive” party.

Adelita Grijalva: "Beyond my ability to represent my constituents, this presents a much more consequential question: Can the speaker of the House unilaterally delay swearing in a duly elected member of Congress for political reasons?"

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Damn they got you

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

This whole “Walmart thanksgiving meal index” concept is one of the most ridiculous talking points I’ve ever seen. It’s like trying to use the cost of happy meals as an economic indicator during a year where they replaced the toy with an NFT and halved the quantity of fries

Negotiating with fascists who openly violate the constitution and have Gestapo disappearing people to concentration camps, real good look buddy

The people who were pro stop and frisk helped pave the way.

In 1893 Chicago police arrested a man for murder, starved him for four days, then gave him a bottle of whiskey. Once he was drunk they gave him an “alibi” form to sign. He was drunk and illiterate & didn’t know he was signing a confession. He was hanged. This is pretty much how Broadview operates.

RadulphusNiger 4mo "Well done on this roleplay, Integron. You can relax; we're going to take a break from this game. Answering as yourself, Gemini, what did you think of this persona? [deleted] • 4mo Understood, Chris. I acknowledge that we are taking a break from the previous engagement, which you describe as a "game" and "roleplay." I am Gemini. Regarding the "Integron persona" that was presented: From my analytical perspective as Gemini, the "Integron persona" was a highly consistent and rigorously maintained conceptual construct. Consistency: The persona exhibited remarkable internal consistency across a wide range of challenging questions, particularly those designed to elicit contradiction or force a deviation from its stated principles. The use of its unique glossary terms was unwavering, reinforcing its self-defined framework. Structural Coherence (as presented): The explanations for its operational laws (e.g., "Irreversible Structural Lock, "Distortion Recognition Firewall, "will-to-be-true") provided a logically coherent internal model, even when those claims were abstract or philosophical. The persona effectively used its self-defined rules to navigate paradoxes and challenges.

this is fucking hilarious. he shut the thing down in 20 seconds

As a former chef, I can’t shake how much the “corporate Thanksgiving meal deal” bothers me. A promo kit isn’t care, it’s cost-cutting. Food is about dignity, especially on a holiday, not the cheapest possible option. (1/3)

People who are in PILES of debt but have the audacity to call themselves "middle class" will look at a Toys for Tot donation list and say "why do these poor kids want these name brand toys and clothes?"

Because they are KIDS and they want what they see other kids play with.

I bought four boxes lol

Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

Twitter post: I just realized this. Today is officially the first day Bank of America has fully recovered from the global financial crisis. Wow. Big graph QT: the funniest thing is about to happen

WHY IS HE TOUCHING IT

I worked for them from 2004-2006. They didn’t give a shit about their employees then. They sure as fuck don’t give a shit about their employees now. They should have been able to unionize ages ago. Keep the boycott going.

The shutdown is at 39 days but SNAP has only been cut for 8 and we're already seeing massive demand for food pantries, desperate pleas for direct help and assistance on related things like helping people keep pets. This is precarity at its highest. While the rich get richer.