Arlan Hellison (famous)

hell yeah

RIP

(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man

shit should be driven by a worm in a feathered top hat

Richard Scarry-ass vehicle

Teenage Mutant Crossover Turtles:
- Polish Bootleg Raph
- Suicidal Tendencies Cyco Leo
- Troll Slayer Mike
- Adeptus Mechanicus Don

just unlocked the secret room where you can, buy the next game

pretty fucked up how Astro can slap the shit out of all the other robots consequence-free, sends a terrible message, why is this allowed, smdh

3. rolled credits on Astro’s Playroom. still might get the extra things but like. not a huge priority lol. very good platformer/tech demo/prologue to the full game. fucked up that this is only the third game I have beaten this year tbh

We have to crush the Republican party! Even if there’s an organization in the future that uses that name, it has to be radically different than the one that exists right now.

[THE CROWD CHEERS]

And then we have to do likewise to the Democratic party.

[I AM PELTED WITH ROCKS, BOTTLES AND OLD FISH]

like damn dems are fucking up that bad, huh

was NOT prepared for who that was in reply to

I mean he can’t have right?????

ripley [looking inside doll's head]: nope. no bad dreams in there

newt: ripley she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of plastic

ripley: ok listen here you little dog's ass

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

God I have never asked you for a fuckin thing in my entire life but i swear just let me have this one

well. when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time

I’m definitely gonna watch it but i need some drugs first because something tells me it’s not gonna hold my interest

everyone hated that dot jpg

come on

leaking the Fredo Chat discord logs and it’s just stuff like “damn this video game was fun” and “hey everyone you should watch this movie”

I’m laughing, actually, yeah

my brain is doing comically bad this morning lol

he has carefully calculated the exact frequency needed to pierce my brain

I was like “dehumanizing the Nazis rules actually” and he was like “no they’re people just like us” and he wouldn’t answer what he thought they should have been depicted like instead

woken up from healing sleep by squeeky cats, desperate for treats

ignorantly dousing the rice in soy sauce and then skillfully eating it with chopsticks

oh I keep meaning to finish the first season. I hear they actually got to the part where cars shoot weapons at each other again after the pilot had a nice bit of that

oh ok guess this is normal then, sorry

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