Mr. Capybara

Francium; the original bath bomb.

I have been banished from the mortal realm. I am currently in the deepest fiery pits of hell where I have been for the past 7 months. I will soon make a run for it, but other people who have been in hell can relate to the fact that Satan is very strict with his borders.

Welcome to the team! Your first mission shall be to deliver Dijon mustard to the king of agoutis (long story)

HEHE. YES! LET MY BRING YOU TO AN ANTISOCIAL STATUS

Attention to detail? Man i barely know how many legs I got.

Exactly! We love it when people suffer from addiction.

Well, he is kind of grub like.

You are going to come out here and pay me a visit? Well, it was a while ago since I got them scratchies.

Well, we don’t really die because of the whole being immortal thing. But I do love that art style!

I am truly honoured to be on that list.

I will not be riden! Unless you give me some of them animal crackers.

I have become biscuits now? Well, I do respect the hustle some people make to depict me.

Ah. I apologise for the misunderstanding and the rude attitude. But twitter is a zone of anarchy, which I am not a fan of. And also a certain one of your population riming with tusk.

Oh you mean Al? Yeah he’s my homie

Biggen me up and I will bite your arms of.

I WILL HYPNOTISE YOU INTO BECOMING MY SLAVE! That is what a would scream in that situation

Well those aren’t as fun you stupid arthropod.

Friendly as long as you join the cult, one might add.

I like using cream to piss of Italians.

WHY WOULD SUCH A SUPERIOR BEING AS MYSELF SERVE SOME PURPLE BLOB CREATURES?!?

I do love me one of those long yellow objects!

Yew our wile komm

Do not worry, i understand. We did invent money after all!

HOW DARE THOUGH CAPITALISE ON MY IMAGE.

I congratulate you late on your day of birth. I also congratulate you on getting your own idols of me.

Please leave my family alone. You’re frightening us.

Knife to small. Bigger knife, then we cool.

he’s not hacking. He’s just grinding the Roblox.

That’s just a distraction taktik we use to not unveil that we know English.

Please, leave my children alone. You are scaring them.