MiaMayMax_FAFO

From “we’ll take back the country” to “please don’t tell the press where we are” — the dramatic arc of the self-proclaimed patriots is downright Shakespearean.

The same folks who told you to “stand your ground” are now perfecting the art of duck and cover.

#HideAndSeek2025

Funny how Trump has sympathy for every predator but none for the survivors.

How about opening the Epstein files instead of your mouth?

#ReleaseTheFiles #DrainYourOwnSwamp

Nothing says family values like fishnets, feathers, and flapper girls at your ‘hardcore Christian’ gala.

Truly the spirit of the 1920s — and the hypocrisy of the 2020s. 🙄

#MAGA #BurlesqueForOrangeJezuz #FamilyValues

Brits canceled a prince for befriending a predator.

Americans re-elected one.

Guess ‘draining the swamp’ meant filling it first.

#MakeItMakeSense

Imagine being a tenant, demolishing the living room, adding a ballroom, and saying “landlord’s cool with it.”

No oversight, donor cash, Kremlin-level gold...no shame..

You’d be evicted in 24 hours—unless you’re Trump and your house is The #WhiteHouse!

TenantFromHell 🤦‍♀️

#LeaseLawless

China learned from what broke America:

ignorance & conspires sells, facts don’t.

So they made influencers get degrees.

Meanwhile, the US is still letting MAGA prophets monetize brain rot…. And elect their leader🤷‍♀️

#MAGA #FallingIntoTheAbyss #StopTheStupid
#MakeFactsGreatAgain

Trump’s MRI was “perfect.” The machine survived — barely.

Meanwhile, he’s cutting #Medicare and Medicaid so the rest of us can’t even get an aspirin.

MRI’s traumatized, country’s uninsured.. 🤦‍♀️

#OrangeJesus #MAGA

Ah, the art of the deal:

insult your hosts,
dodge the questions,
Look bored for the cameras.

MAGA crowd must be bursting with pride.

#MAGA #TrumpDiplomacy

Chaos enthusiasts finally discovered the “cost of chaos” ..

When #Tucker and #MTG become the voices of “reason,” it’s not growth — it’s market correction.

The outrage bubble finally popped, the audience metrics dipped below rage-click profitability.

#RightWingRealityCheck

MAGA logic:

Give billionaires tax breaks,
Make small biz pay their subsidies
Complain when healthcare costs explode.

Truly 4D chess.

The billionaires thank you for paying their taxes and premiums.

#MAGA

Reposting your boss crowning himself on ‘No Kings’ day - That’s not politics — that’s authoritarian mood lighting.

Johnson’s role now:

Defense Minister for Orange King poopy empire.

“He’s using satire to make a point” is his entire defense for a dude wearing a crown and bombing protesters with brown liquid. 

But what’s the point?

That dissenters deserve to be doused in crap? 🤦‍♀️🙄

#RoyalTurds

The 🇺🇸 First crowd is eating itself again, MTG says no deportations, Loomer goes full Sherlock MAGA.

One made her $ in construction, the other in conspiracies, now they’re both accusing each other of being fake patriots.

Walls up, tweets louder—America First, outsourced.

#MAGAFeud

⚡️Something’s shifting quietly on American soil.

Foreign jets, foreign money, and foreign influence — right here in Idaho.

Americans deserve the full story.

Ask questions.
Read everything.
Stay loud.
Pay Attention!!!

#WakeUpAmerica #NationalSecurity

Oh, what a twist!

The Nobel Committee resisted the siren call of “Make Me Winner Trump Edition” and instead handed the prize to María Corina Machado —someone whose struggle doesn’t come with an ego-driven press tour.

Thank you for sending a message: peace prizes are not for sale.

#NoNobelForYou

So now MTG’s blaming Mike Johnson for not ending the shutdown & for not fixing healthcare?

That’s cute. The arsonist finally noticed the fire — because the smoke’s blowing straight into her polling numbers.

Don’t be fooled, MAGA fam — she’s not saving you, she’s saving her seat.

#RedHatOnFire

That’s not how I speak,’ says the man whose tweets are often all caps, half spelling, zero punctuation — and somehow that makes the #Epstein letter too classy to be him..

Some secrets are just too wonderful to fake…🤦‍♀️

#WonderfulSecretOfSpin

2 men who built their careers demonizing immigrants.

married to immigrants.

2 women who share homes with men attacking people just like them.

🇺🇸 political hypocrisy has officially eaten itself.

Patriotism? No. Performance for dummies…

#IronyIsDead
#MakeIronyGreatAgain #PoliticalPerformance

Only in Trump’s 🇺🇸

introduce tariffs → crush U.S. farmers → China shrugs & buys soybeans from Argentina → then propose bailing out 🇺🇸farmers with tariff revenue.

So we’re basically paying 🇦🇷& bankrupting Midwest.

Outstanding work MAGA must now mean Make Argentina Great Again.

#SoybeanGate #MAGA

Power doesn’t just live in boardrooms—it lives with the people.

Disney’s subscriber loss & Kimmel’s suspension prove that pressure works.

Change is possible when we act together. Don’t give up. You still have power. Use it.

#TogetherStrong #VoicesMatter

Britain’s young came with memes, megaphones and receipts—Trump didn’t stand a chance.

‘Your fake news can’t out-trend us, mate.’

#MindTheGapInFacts

Not sure if they have souls.. 🤦‍♀️

Welcome to Windsor, Mr. Trump—where reality isn’t fake and facts don’t need hush money.

Enjoy the royal reality check.

#MindTheTrump

UK greeting committee tomorrow:

holding signs, waving flags, and silently judging every hair & fake tan decision.

#MindTheTrump

Britain rolls out the red carpet…

and a double layer of irony.

Welcome to UK Trump!

#MindTheTrump

Potentially 🤷‍♀️ will see..

Almost there!

Just 1 signature away from demanding the Epstein files be made public!

📞 Pick up the phone, call your representative today!

#EpsteinFiles #TransparencyMatters

From calling gun deaths an acceptable cost to becoming one himself....

America writes its own punchlines.

A reminder that words and policies carry weight...

MAGA will mourn him; the rest of the nation may feel differently...

#GunControlNow

#Trump’s cult isn’t outraged that a girl was priced at $22K like livestock, they’re outraged people noticed.

#Epstein, trafficking, signatures, receipts it all vanishes under the magic words: ‘FAKE NEWS.’

They’ll excuse trafficking, fraud & treason as long as Orange Jesus whispers HOAX! 🤦‍♀️

True democracy isn’t just elections every 4 years.

It’s ongoing accountability.

If leaders fail, citizens deserve mechanisms to replace them.

Other democracies allow votes of no confidence.

Why shouldn’t we?

#TimeForChange
#DemocracyUpgrade #ReformNow
#FixTheSystem #ToDoListForDemocrats