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MRW he says the word "Coach"

There's an important lesson here

They're calling the costco kirkland signature x nike SB dunk low collab the "most targeted at 36 year olds" product ever invented

Ever had a Goo Goo Cluster? Pretty good

Listen: covert supply chain intervention concerns regarding implantation of listening devices in, say, new buildings in US military bases in Guam are considered really serious. And this is the WHITE HOUSE. Has there been vetting of vendors? Contractors and subcontractors? All labor? We don’t know!

They're calling it "the most Thursday post of all time"

Variety is the spice of life

What was a hypo last year now a concrete question; can Billups just pay Trump for a pardon? Or to drop the case? #ThanksJohnRoberts

"But it's being advertised everywhere!" So are tampons, you don't see me sticking them in my tush. Part of the grand bargain of being a literal NBA superstar is "don't bet on sports." Great!

I'm so annoyed by this gotcha nonsense. These guys make 8 figures a year and all they're being asked to do is to not gamble on sports so that people don't believe their billion dollar league is fixed. It's not some unbearable burden

"Astros, fan my asian ass"

He's not a "regular guy" he's a fucking dumb dumb. "Regular Guys" are at the No Kings protests and you're all acting like you're too good to cohabitate with dorky libs. Why do you insist we try to do outreach to the least engaged, most confused voter base in America?

I think the Graham Platner saga is the first time we're really able to identify a faction of true Bernie dead-enders. Folks, that door is CLOSED.

I think about this a lot with the WNBA player who said "we don't even want to live in Detroit/Cleveland." Like yeah you make 110 grand a year to be there for four months- that's really kinda shitty. But if the W had four or five barnstorming teams, they'd go to Nashville for a weekend and sell out.

Quick note on women's sports: it's probably not profitable to stick them on opposite sides of the country. The fastest way to actually make money is probably to base them all in NYC to cut down on travel and then barnstorm a bit to build fans. "Oh the women's baseball team is in town" etc

These buttons SCREAMIN on the kid

One of the underrated joys in sports is to break the hearts of your opponents so badly that their reporters start writing poetry

He's an avid Joe Rogan listener *crowd boos* with 18 inches of arm side run on his sinker *crowd cheers*

if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say

Hello, fellow libtard

The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn’t a defense of platner it’s just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

I'm starting to suspect that when you post things like "I'm thinking about food instead of getting mad" that means you're actually really, really mad

Next: Thompson Street, named after William Thompson, a "not very distinguished" general. A car with a Vermont plate nearly grazed Burns, but he was unfazed; Vermont was not yet a state during the Revolution, "so how can he hit me?" He passed a Marc Jacobs (not a general) boutique and hit Wooster Street, named after General David Wooster. As he crossed Greene ("You cannot say enough about the importance of Nathanael Greene"), a bro in a backward cap started filming Burns on his own smartphone and asked, "What do you do for a living" "Ignore strangers," Burns said "Hey, a stranger's a friend in disguise," the bro replied. "I'm just teasing you. I'm a filmmaker" "Have you made something that I might have heard of?" "Doubtful," Burns said, and scurried away. He stopped at Mercer Street

highlight of this article is ken burns burying a street interview tiktok guy in an early grave www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Bluecifer, the Fallen Angel

it's chowdah. say it right

The video analysis work Kyle Boddy has been doing at PicketLine has been remarkable

Phish setlist

it's so funny andrew vaughn was only lousy because he was playing on a team with insanely bad vibes