michael.

is this thing on….

*insert baldwin clip asking how much time you want*

i dunno, dog, this shit ain’t as funny as the hellscape yet. 🤷🏽‍♂️

how are you this poppin’ on here already?

much like an aquarian, i had this username like a year-and-a-half ago, just WAITIN’ on the drought.

where y’all ass at?

this whole shit gives alt twitter… intriguing……….