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all time fullcast after dark incoming

I know a Pitt/Gamecock fan and I genuinely fear for their life if this happens

Joebots on bluesky, we’ve really made it now

have seen both GT and UGA fans dooming about next Friday, COFH is going to 10 OTs this year

this has gotta be it for Clay Helton right

It’s not???

Is that Sam Hartman lmao

For someone who is at a location not showing FSU-NCST

please explain what just happened pls

I don’t know the charisma dynamics differentials betwee ole miss and lsu boosters but I assume there’s a decent gap because Louisiana is so unique

But also a Muslim socialist just charmed a far right fascist so everything is possible I guess

The increasing cost of weddings is probably the biggest factor of this

My mom has southern marriage culture and my dad has catholic family sizes which I guess was a perfect storm for me

It might be that I guess, my parents and grandparents all had giant social circles and even though I call myself an introvert I still have a bigger friend group than like my boyfriend does

regardless of whether it happens or not, staking this take: ole miss has a better record than lsu the next 4/5 years

It’s just like, as a kid I went to weddings for 2nd/3rd cousins I haven’t spoken to or heard of since

And now as an adult I’m still going to a ton of weddings

And then I see a friend who are like “yeah I don’t have a suit because this is my first wedding”

A separate thought from this: I’ve met a surprising amount of folks whose first weddings/funerals were when they were well into their 20s or even later

Idk if this is a thing of age dynamics or privilege but that’s just wild to me, I averaged a wedding & funeral a year during my adolescence

My parents dragged me to so many things I didn’t want to as a kid and I think that helped me more than anything else at realizing sometimes you just gotta do shit you don’t wanna do or have the energy to

I think the most damaging thing the internet ever did was the normalization of hating small talk and memeing of introvert isolation

I always try to leave my house at least every other day and even if my only interaction is talking with a cashier or bartender that’s still SOMETHING

bar is playing blurred lines

My mom is an OCHS grad and finding multiple folks who went there on here is WEIRD

Ah yes, Andy Reid, famously only becoming a head coach in 2019

imagining the Ohioan who was forcefemmed via last years Michigan game

is this the vein in which we introduce comphet theory into southern white guys

Mac and cheese is the main course, not meat

I’ll never begrudge someone for answering a friends call, but being in a uber/lyft and being an unwilling third party in a deeply personal convo will never not be weird

The amount of times I’ve been sent this pose before

should I respond to this

I wish I still had access to some of my twitter feeds from 2022 because I know a lot of trans folks I followed basically predicted exactly this

finally finished the Pablo Torre Finds Out on a certain swimming grifter and just JFC

if she actually gave a shit about protecting women in sports she would’ve been loudly speaking about her own coaches but that’s not what it’s about.

Texans gave that play up just to be able to sack Allen more