Got to use โI donโt work for you.โ 10/10 would recommend.
26.01.2026 22:51 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@compoundsplural.bsky.social
Stupid baby who needs the most attention. Disco Violins.
Got to use โI donโt work for you.โ 10/10 would recommend.
26.01.2026 22:51 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I Believe in You (2004) synthesizers.
26.01.2026 20:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Selfie with shoveled walk
I know opinions differ, but I prefer dealing with 5โ twice to 10โ once.
25.01.2026 13:22 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0One โgenuinely didnโt get it until someone explained it to me explicitlyโ moment I had years ago:
โWhen you offer your other cheek, the crowd immediately knows who the bad guy isโ
Anyway, these observers are far braver than Iโve ever been.
Pynchon didnโt just quote Moby Dick shanties, he wrote his own in that cadence.
23.01.2026 18:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would make an admittedly somewhat arbitrary distinction between a need for a canon with a need for a monoculture boots the house down or something.
23.01.2026 18:50 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Youโre at gay guy music video night and can make one (1) request. What are you choosing?
youtu.be/yBX-33bbK6I?...
Man with an Australian accent speaking to a coworker on a Pittsburgh street what happened in that poor manโs life?
22.01.2026 15:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs an exercise where you canโt look at your phone. 10/10
22.01.2026 14:03 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No thoughts just swim
22.01.2026 13:47 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Just too much enough.
22.01.2026 01:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Extremely well I take it.
22.01.2026 00:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Has Jason forgiven you for JetBlue?
22.01.2026 00:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hasnโt Naboo suffered enough
22.01.2026 00:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean โฆ thereโs like a 70-year tankie movement.
22.01.2026 00:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My gym placed the preacher curl seat in front a funhouse mirror where everyone looks jacked itโs the best place on earth.
21.01.2026 22:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โI would like to be even lazier with the laziness machine.โ
โNo.โ
โYouโre no fun.โ
This is my life now:
โHello I understand youโre upset one of my colleagues told you we wouldnโt let you skip over certain AI guardrails. Please enjoy the following parade of possible horribles I wonโt let you interrupt.โ
One of the greatest days of my life was the first sunny 40 degree day in Ann Arbor after eight weeks of ice. The earth melted, my soul renewed.
Itโs coming!
-Brahma arguing with Shiva.
20.01.2026 21:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The absolute pulpiest book you can think of is still a better substitute of time for social media/doomscrolling.
Cut that time dowwwn!
- Vagabond (Varda, 1985)
20.01.2026 15:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The perpetual look of annoyance.
20.01.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Curt Cignetti: Rust Belt Hank Hill
20.01.2026 01:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โHow many divisions does [Dogme 95] have?โ
20.01.2026 01:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Finished Ferranteโs Neapolitan Quartet
19.01.2026 19:34 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Miss Piggy arriving by sleigh at the end of Muppet Family Christmas.
Ran an errand an hour away and then we got a snow squall alert and my husband panicked but I made it back home without issue.
19.01.2026 16:54 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this site seems to genuinely have an issue with viewing explanation as a form of endorsement
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