Kid Charlemagne

At least she's had the foresight to buy her own orange jumpsuit.

"You see if I don’t like something I just scroll or don’t say something."

But you didn't take your own advice in this case, it seems. 🙄

Am I the only person on here that doesn't give a flying fuck about the #Oscars?

Well that flew by - great show Allan. See youse all the same time next week fifty years ago! #sts70s

In fact I'm calling it - for today's mood, and 'cos it's the extended version, Turn the Music Up is my #SOTN #sts70s

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That moment when the sax comes in and takes over from the trumpet is just . . . just . . . #sts70s

Turn the Music Up is GUARANTEED to get me up on the dance floor - the 12" version is incredible. #sts70s

Pint? #sts70s

One of the greatest moments of my life occurred when I was drinking a pint in the Gatwick Wetherspoons at 6.30am, and I rang my boss and quit my job. 😆

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Oh Tom! Oh Tom! #sts70s

Enough of this filth. #sts70s

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#sts70s

Tenuous* claims to fame - Dougie 'Buster Bloodvessel' Trendle is the cousin of my mate Dave!

*So tenuous I've never met the fella, and I haven't seen Dave for at least a decade!

Can't live without Lorraine #sts70s #Misheardlyrics

Is it wrong to be hopelessly in love with the red-haired girl who hands Roy Keane the ice cream in the Sky Mobile advert?

Cos' I am!

A year has passed since I broke my nose . . . #sts70s

Well the Roches are certainly a new one on me. #sts70s

For pure pop, Smokie really had a golden period between 74 and 77.

That twat Chubby Brown has a LOT to answer for! 😡

#sts70s

Long 😆

Not Marc's most lyrically-inspired moment, to be sure. #sts70s

I was six - and already going clubbing! 😜 #OldGit #sts70s

Someone on BlueSky is scanning and posting hundreds of old copies of 'Shoot', the football magazine from the 70s and 80s. In particular, the player profiles.

You would be amazed at how many young pro footballers of that age list Perry Como as their favourite singer! #sts70s

Ba-ba-ra-ra-cu-cu-da-da! No wait . . . #sts70s

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Of course! #sts70s

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And here we flippin' well go! #sts70s

“Tickets £25 Each”

#grift

#VAR fucked it again.

In a marked contrast to the Ireland/Scotland game, this one is all about the ref being the central story.

Don't think there's been a single breakdown that HASN'T been a penalty - and it's SO DULL. #WALvITA #6Nations

I assume Randy Andy can still fly choppers.

Or maybe he just gets his one out now and then.

Dear Donald, when Keir Starmer reaches out through back channels to calmly inform you that we won't be sending boats for your war, it's worth you realising that this is his polite and diplomatic way of telling you to go fuck yourself, you deranged prick. Thanxbye!