aerolicious

i hate you

if you think that british cuisine looks inedible, or that polish food looks disgusting, then you have never seen what people in iceland eat

sure whatever

i wonder if annie is okay

when I look at Friedrich Merz, i sometimes think to myself… "what does this cunt do for a living again?"

there's always going to be someone in your family who still listens to Michael Jackson

the lion just finished writing the math exam (the lion is now considering suicide)

i can’t believe that in the year 2025 we still have to explain to others why nazis are bad

For the first time I hear an old person get happy about getting older

the lion does not concern himself with tomorrow's math exam (the lion is fucked)

gonna have to start writing scripts again 🫩

oh and this as well

christmas came early!

Michael. Just Michael. No surname.

these "ideas" fucking suck, thx youtube <3

the lion can’t take it much longer

people have let david guetta get away with making shit music for far too long now

real talk. would some of you be interested in seeing some gaga edits i made?

really proud with how they turned out and i don't want them to remain tiktok exclusive

IF YOU ARE GERMAN, YOU NEED TO CONTACT YOUR MEPs AND DEMAND THEY OPPOSE CHAT CONTROL

-RIGHT-
-NOW-

the link below contains individual emails and everything, PLEASE do not sleep on this!

my gaga vinyl collection should be arriving some day next week :)

vegas pro has been running very smoothly recently…

aphex twin if he wasn’t sexually attracted to anyone:

asex twin

dear slow walkers,

it seriously would not kill y'all if you decided to boost up your fucking walking tempo

~ R

this app ain’t that funny but it’s a relief to know that the posts here made by actual people

DAMN i look good

homophobe

abs???? all shiny????

here come my bad financial decisions

jobs? i refuse