Cyriak

i make an effort for podcasts, but talking to my next door neighbours is something i prefer to discourage if possible.

It hasn't been easy, but I think I've finally perfected the art of being so boring to talk to, even old people can't wait to get away from me.

the only winning move is not to play

I made an intelligent piece of paper

haha oh shit, that means i have to do some kind of video now to celebrate. Which I probably should have been working on for months but haven't even thought about

this solstice is sponsored by: Massive Rocks. "they're mega-lithic!"

Cheers!

Single Menhirs In Your Area.

Seeing how ubiquitous sponsored ads are in youtube videos now makes me wonder if all the mysterious prehistoric art we cant figure out was just adverts for shit. Like, what if stonehenge was just an advert for massive rocks...

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

New Work - The Great Cheese Rush!

Who is this person? Plundering the universe for precious resources? The savior of a planet or the destroyer of alien lifeforms?

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#illustration #イラスト#handrawn #penandink #characterdesign #freelanceillustrator #i̇llustrationoftheday #cheese

i appreciate the pain and suffering you must endure having to watch all this stuff

Welcolme to bluesky old bean

I have a theory that ai is putting stupid mistakes in stuff because that is their brand now, and without stupid mistakes in stuff it would look like no one is using it

he's hanging out with bravoo man somewhere near the top

Ranking video game bosses

S: Giant normal enemy
A-E: everything else
F: Evil you

I was waiting for that link to load and remembered I actually have that book so I looked it up instead. Very true

That video was my inspiration for asking, its clearly a solved problem

I have a russell hobbs toaster at the moment and it is the worst toaster I have ever owned.

I can imagine all kinds of wifi toasters with intelligent bullshit are out there, burning adverts onto your toast and the like.

is there such a thing as a modern toaster that knows when your bread is toasted and stops toasting it?

The cocked legs are a sight to behold

haha you're not wrong. Incredible

cheers

thanks.

lovely

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it does feel a bit like that at times. It starts off like a job interview but ends more like a conversation

buying a banana is like, you have to somehow look at it and see into its past and then predict its future. Its serious business

i literally wouldn't trust another human being on the planet to choose my bananas for me in the supermarket. I even have to buy an extra banana just in case one of the ones i pick turns out to be a bad one.