Sep

Buying shit isn't a hobby, it's braindead consumerism.

A coal-black bird with a bill that covers the whole front of the face. A long grackle-like boat tail, muscular legs and an alert black eye. The bird sits on red sand next to water, as if a mud puddle or stream. CREDIT: Suzie McCann, eBird, 01 Jun 2019, Santa Clara Ranch, Starr, Texas, United States

This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur.

Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.

(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)

Millions of people in America including myself can't afford food and rent, but yeah, go ahead and spend billions sending some broad into space to pretend you're making any social progress.

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He doesn't want discussion, he wants people lining up to coddle his balls and call him a super smart and special boy for his self imposed victimization.

This is what every conservative male on the internet is like.

Holy shit, you're such a fucking pussy retard.

Idk why, but I have a feeling you were going to do that regardless

A lesbian vampire appears from the shadows to hypnotize a group of witches, saying: "I'm a vampire! And I order you to give me hugs and kisses!!!" Without hesitation, the two witches run to the vampire lady, kissing and hugging their master. But a third witch appears, confused about the scene unfolding and questioning her friends' behavior... Because Witches are immune to vampire hypnotism! The confused witch pointed out the fact: "Wait a minute, we witches are immune to vampire hypnoti--" before being cut off by one of her friends, embraced with the vampire: "SHHHHHH!!!", the gay witch shushed, as the many cuddles and kisses continued.

Angry Thoughts

I wanna bounce on Megatron's D-16.

Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.

all these millennials be eating ass meanwhile I'm out here feasting upon the furniture polish

Redditor stubs out a cigarette at 11:59 PM. "Shit I gotta go. Narwhal ain't gonna bacon itself"

What if instead of Dr. Pepper his name was Dr. Penis and he just jerked a fat nut into your soda.

Societal decline is when people need an AI summary of a video that's two minutes long.

Enjoy the kindness you receive throughout your life, fucking cherish that shit. But never forget how easily a person can turn around and stab you in the back. Hope for the best, but always prepare for the worst.

This world is sick, act accordingly.

Having faith that people will do the right thing is setting yourself up for failure. Sometimes it ends up being the case, but oftentimes it is not. You are better off banking on cruelty from others instead of kindness.

If a child dies from a disease preventable by a vaccine the parents refused to give them, then the parents are murderers and should be charged accordingly. They murdered a child.

Two characters hugging each other in their living room surrounded by ghost cats and plants.

All I know. 🤗

I think it's because laymen can't tell what is accurate and what is fictional with the dinosaurs. So a significant number of JP fans think that the Dilophosaurus had venom and a frill, and was also really small.

People need to stop acting like Donald Trump screwing over his own voters was him making a mistake, because that was always the intended goal. He fucking hates his own voters.

DoomEd, the mapping software for Doom

A new tiny sketch for my sketchbook, page 8 🙂🪽
Acrylic on paper

#art #traditionalartist #acrylicpainting

Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.

"Masculine Energy"

frankie foster

#art

The Park City ski patrol strike is over. The workers got every major item they wanted from Vail Resorts.

-Starting wages up by $2/hr.

-Senior workers get pay raised by as much as $7.75/hr.

-Better parental leave and professional development.

-A better wage scale and more.

Sipping pussy juice from a wine glass. #blessed