monte

I sent this plea to the universe and it heard me

Damn men talk too much
Just shut uuuup

Remake-Blorbofication of white mentally unstable married men

me thinks

never forget

Digital fan art of Junpei from Zero Time Dilemma. In the foreground, he is pouring a bottle of alcohol into a shot glass, his face overshadowed by the lighting. In the shot glass is amber liquid being poured in, as well as a loose drawing of Junpei's self from 999, his arms and legs limp above him as if he were drowning. Close to the glass on the same table is a ring with a large gemstone. In the background is a large window where Akane Kurashiki from 999 is turned away from Junpei, her face cropped out of frame.

drowning sorrows #ZeroEscape

Kinda hate it when people judge my workaholic tendencies
Leave me, I’m living my perverted dream

love those bags under his eyes 🥰

whoa..... (the grand return of _the nose_)

Sneezing hard
That’s true

When you wake up 5 years later and realize that rollercoaster of love-hate and bickering was actually genuine flirting on his part

Redrinking my beer but with no vigor

Drinking beer after work
@
Urgent call ASAP!!!11
@
Undrinking beer

Don’t wanna work. wanna write a ship fic no one asked for

In defence of quartz watches

Thanks to the geo-location jamming, my phone now thinks I’m in Warsaw (changed the clock accordingly….)

Thinkin

I don't... wanna... work on Saturday *whimpers*

face reveal

now my neck is open wide
begging for a fist around it
already choking on my pride
so there's no use crying about it

Everything is relative

"Actually, MY gacha is the most fair and generous. MY gacha is—"

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

У него тоже были очень вкусные спагетти

ketchup

happy bday (:

Got a teeeee

Friend shaped