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Oh. I dunno! Maybe Boss threatened them?

I just remember thinking, "this is one of the most ridiculous explanations I've ever seen" and turning my brain off after that in AINI. It just required too many logical leaps for me to make sense of it.

I liked the Frayer stuff.

Like, I'm sure you'd remember the crazy kid with the unique outfit who beat you up versus that one guy you met on the street, y'know?

Fridge logic.

Also, certain faces and scenarios are easier to remember.

Aw, I i was totally looking forward to eating Chinese food and watching Shrek 5 for Christmas.

YouTube video by Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) Insane Mother Brain & Samus Cosplay @ #MAGFest2025

You will not believe this youtu.be/jGec-8J5D0Q?...

A flatworm in a tank

A fish tank with Opae Ula

More shrimps

I've had these cool little flatworm guys in my opae ula shrimp tank. They don't seem to cause any harm but are definitely an indicator I'm overfeeding a bit.

They seem to be some kind of flatworm, which is crazy to me because it's a brackish water setup.

#invertebrates #inverts

A really pathetic-looking affogato

I made an affogato so I hopefully see the sexy horse dream lady tonight.

See, this is a reference to Date Everything and not a reflection of my poor espresso skills.

It's funny because it's a reference. Please laugh.

Bored kids? I did feel left out when the kids were making jokes about it and I didn't understand. I just wasn't very driven to understand those jokes — maybe some kids were.

LMAO

That's validating. It was just baffling to me back in the day because I'd never had a story take that long to become interesting.

I'm glad you enjoyed!!

Oh that's SO cool!

I also never understood the Betty Crocker joke. I'm sure it was HILARIOUS if you read all 400 hours of Homestuck but it just seemed insane to me.

When I was in school, my friends convinced me to read Homestuck. I read an hour and a half & it was the most boring thing I'd ever read. I came to recess next day and they said, "yeah, it takes like eight hours to get good!"

I never read it again because even as a child, I had better things to do.

OH NO

Whenever I buy something on Amazon I have to check that it's not dropshipped and is a real product. Same with Etsy.

I feel like it shouldn't be on me as a consumer to have to check if something is legitimate. Most of the time, I end up just going to the store.

Our Interlinking Shirt #xenoblade

I can totally hear him talking about the "mouthfeel" like he knows what he's talking about

The secret to writing a fantasy character that "talks" like a fantasy character? You have to write what people THINK your grandma talked like.

Fantasy Granny: "Goodness! It is startling to see such a large, unsettling creature!"

Real Granny: "Dammit, the cow's trying to shit on my porch again!"

Congrats, Shakyra! That's awesome!!

It's only a scam if they take you to Discord. I think the grift is that they want you to install malware.

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My cats, Snow and Amber. Snow is sleeping in the large bed, despite being the smaller cat, and Amber is sleeping in the smaller bed despite being the bigger cat

small cat get big bed
big cat get small bed

it’s quite simple really

I... I don't actually know.

That sounds fucking disgusting and I want it in my mouth pronto

I use milk because there's that milk trail down one's throat and it helps

Listing my sexuality in the dropdown as "Spiritual" so the psychologist knows that I am a proud ghost fucker

Yeah, that's fair. It's like arguing what constitutes a "Japanese RPG"

I haven't played it in years, but I don't think of it as "open-world" because there's a linear story the player progresses through. Which... I prefer, to be honest, and stuck with me more.

"True" open world games like Zelda BOTW/TOTK are so limited in the stories they can tell.

Yeah, I agree with that. I don't think having games on Itch is a bad thing at all and I love that the site exists, but most players are looking for games on Steam.

I know, that sounds ridiculous to people who work with game engines all day. But it really is all about convenience.

I ported Wolfskin to Steam and we got a bunch of players just from it... being present there.

(Having your games on Itch or GOG is not a bad idea at all, supplementary)