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surprised pikachu with adhd

me: doesn't do the thing
the thing: doesn't get done
me:

Graphic calling for panelists for a Trans Studies panel at the 9th Derrida Today Conference, to be held at the École Normale Supérieure (Paris)​ on 13–17 July 2026. Includes a photo of Derrida wearing a pink and blue shirt-tie combo that uncannily foreshadows the colours of the Trans Pride flag.

📢Call for panelists!📢 I'm organising a Trans Studies panel for the @derridatoday.bsky.social Conference in Paris next year. Details in this thread 🧵 Please disseminate to colleagues, students, or frenemies who might be interested!

Frank Constanza in the back of a car with both arms raised shouting. The text says “Severance now!”

Me, every Friday evening.

i already thought spy x family was bangin, now they introduce a siscon??? um, hello?? that wasn't necessary i was already hooked but thank u VERY much

some kind of queer fish coated in Kinsey scales send bleet

what if humans just kept growing. NBA full of grandmas

HA HA HA

waiting for a screening of 2001 to start, overheard someone say "I'll probably leave before the end, I don't like the ending" ???? bro why are u here 😭

watched a jerma video for the first time ever.... gotta say... the jermaheads were right. this guy rocks

of course, etsy has literally no rules against this. hell, they don't enforce the rules they do have so not like it would make a difference. i'm mad now i don't wanna buy art anymore

looking at art prints on etsy and finding a bunch of shops filled with ai generated bullshit with thousands of sales i'm go die now. like it even looks good!! that's the worst part! but it's 100x more soulless than a damn marvel movie poster

The idea boyfriend 🦊

Art done for me by x.com/blackstmanam... 🧡

people do be out here sustaining injuries to avoid spending time with me

if i had a nickel for every time someone cancelled their plans to see furiosa with me this evening because they unexpectedly had to go to the hospital, i would have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

no one not one single person owes you a legible gender presentation

cybertrucks are wild because they're not only shitty but also hideously ugly. like the delorian was a total failure but at least it looked cool. elon just make an electric delorian and pay me for the idea thanks

very much looking forward to tim harford telling me how much of what rishi's spewing is actually total bullshit

friends are precious don't let them escape

Photo of coloured Garfield comic where he thumbs towards Jon with an annoyed/fed up expression, saying "remember kids! If you don't want to appear THIS DUMB, learn how to use problems correctly!"

damn, TIL Garfield gets it

First panel: a line of modern electric cars. Second panel: A woman and a man are talking. She is holding a book. She says "It's hard to get excited about these new electric cars when I've seen much ambitious possibilities in fiction" "Sci-fi fan,huh?" he asks Third panel. "Uhh... yeah. Sci-fi." she says unsurely, looking at her book. Fourth panel: We can see a page of the book. It shows animals happily driving food-shaped cars in the style of Richard Scarry. The cars are labelled: Pickle car, Apple car and Hotdog car.

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

Title: Gender Census 2024. Text: If you can't easily put yourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part. Two boxes, one green malachite with a Venus symbol on it, one pink rhodochrosite with a Mars symbol on it.

The 11th annual international Gender Census 2024 is now open until at least 13th June 2024!

survey.gendercensus.com

It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

a ring box shaped like a cowboy hat

ready to propose to my pardner 🤠

“Perfect Blue” the Satoshi Kon masterpiece

Tapir warning sign at the Virginia Zoo.

URINE DANGER

here's hoping bravern goes soft yandere I mean at this point why not

posting a pattern without saying if it's UK or US should instantly land u in crochet jail

something extremely satisfying about the year starting on a monday

congrats to this app on getting a real logo

watched psycho for the first time and all i gotta say is: norman walking up the stairs. damn. go twink go

he's making a list
he's checking it twice
he's gonna find out
he's gonna find out
𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙉𝘼 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝙐𝙏