Matt Muir

Zone 2 cardio. Mobility maxxing. There will be no further discussion.

1. A short thread on a Bluesky phenomenon that might be described as "They are a dead-eyed cultist who must be cast out lest the heresy take root!" OP has blocked me for mocking them - I'd usually obscure their name but since they themselves were quote-dunking to demand someone else be blocked ...

Per today's Private Eye

While it would make your professional life difficult, I can't pretend I don't hope...

IT ME

also not my personal taste, but gustibus non est disputandum, innit x

Growing up in the online world: a national consultation We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as ga...

The 'potential outbreak of WW3' thing happening over the weekend rather buried the opening of the Government's consultation into the proposed social media ban for u-16s. You can find links to all three consultations (for young people, parents and everyone else) here: www.gov.uk/government/c...

It's Bluesky, it's what we're here for!x

A fair point! Wasn't an attempted dunk so much as a note on the fact that I had 'bundled substacks as a product' on my bingo card for this year as a concept x

Really excited to see this new invention, which we could perhaps call...'magazines'?

Buy the Eye

IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays.

The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…

Distract yourself from the possibility of WWIII with ALL OF THE LINKS - Web Curios, the perfect antidote to the prospect of Armageddon! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-27...

Friday! Lunchtime! A special 'the racists didn't win (this time)!' celebratory edition of Web Curios, containing all the links you need between sneaking schadenfreude peeks at Goodwin's defeat face! Share! Enjoy! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-27...

Friday! Lunchtime! A special 'the racists didn't win (this time)!' celebratory edition of Web Curios, containing all the links you need between sneaking schadenfreude peeks at Goodwin's defeat face! Share! Enjoy! webcurios.co.uk/webcurios-27...

What can I say, Simon, I LOVE the Nazi child sex platform (thanks, will link to the YT version in Curios x)

No, Jim, that's the *bad* AI not the *good* AI!

ooh, that's interesting context, thankyou

Astonishing level of branding and CSS work considering, you know, there's a war on

trust me man, it's very important you get to at least halfway through as there is a proper 'what the FUCK' moment that you don't want to miss (it will make you feel bad)

(also, lol Bluesky, fuck's sake)

Apologies for the X link but I can't find this anywhere else and, well, this is hands-down the most upsetting bit of advertising I have ever seen, and I think it will very much appeal to all of you on here who think AI is the devil because JESUS FUCK x.com/AviSchiffman...

Darknode - Anti-shahid battalion of the 412th Nemesis Brigade The Darknode Battalion is a tech unit of the 412th Nemesis Brigade building new architecture and tactics to take down Russian kamikaze drones.

On which note, I found this frankly insane website earlier today www.darknode.army/en

lol, scientologycunt that he is

Fodder for the broader 'everything is GenX's fault, actually' piece that someone needs to write

Thanks so much Sander, really appreciate it

Does anyone have academic access to this, and if so would you be able to share it with me by any chance please?x

repeating the words whenever i see “looksmaxxing”

“His face was a simple graft grown on collagen and shark-cartilage polysaccharides, smooth and hideous. It was one of the nastiest pieces of elective surgery Case had ever seen …

'You can't let the little pricks generation-gap you,' Molly said.”