Capoeira Connah's Avatar

Capoeira Connah

@cbrittan.bsky.social

MMA, boxing, pro wrestling, music, comic books, follow if ur thugged out

332 Followers  |  311 Following  |  1,271 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.739

Latest posts by cbrittan.bsky.social on Bluesky

Itโ€™s cartoonishly stupid out there guys. Rapists are presidents, snake oil salesmen are major business owners, and corrupt bald men are providing our entertainment. When does the slop end?

03.11.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely a good thing that weโ€™re handing the keys to Boxing regulation and matchmaking to a guy who owns the MMA org in hot water for unusually low-wage for its fighters and a fight fixing scandal every 6 months. Things are definitely getting better out there <3

03.11.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Like who are you posting to if youโ€™re getting this reaction for posting art?

03.11.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does everyone on South African H*tlerโ€™s app act like this app only consists of the fun police?

03.11.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
30.10.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"business has flatlined" after setting the gate record from a non WWE company lmao

30.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have entered seasonal depression season so I figured I pop back in with my sane normal person app

29.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope everyone is doing well

29.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

19.10.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14406    ๐Ÿ” 2158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

Dude was chanting "let's go ICE".

Then ended up ass up, slumped over.
Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.

19.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 745    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

And because no one gives a shit about them UNLESS they pay them

18.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

17.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5059    ๐Ÿ” 1426    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

@josie.zone was onto something

17.10.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Uncanny.

17.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop calling us Nazis or weโ€™ll murder you over things you say

16.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1700    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Guillotine for whoever in our government who didnโ€™t agree with having term limits

16.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ve been careening toward this since before the election.

16.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something bad is gonna happen at No Kings and Republicans are gonna use it as a means to incite martial law

16.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re all in this together

15.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kicking addiction sucks balls ladies n gents

14.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™ve heard the cries of the people and itโ€™s that they love porno but wish it felt sadder and more lonely

14.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 589    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thatโ€™s actually a caricature of Larry Bird in 1992

14.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Curtis Blaydes is a KILLER ๐Ÿ‘Š
YouTube video by UFC Curtis Blaydes is a KILLER ๐Ÿ‘Š

Lord almighty. youtube.com/shorts/4zYbt...

11.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

09.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7285    ๐Ÿ” 2031    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 195    ๐Ÿ“Œ 208

I feel like that was Blaydes but I could be misremembering

10.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah Iโ€™ll check it out

10.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s that time againโ€ฆ. Send me some of your favorite bloodbaths in combat sports please ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง๐Ÿฉธ

09.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone hasnโ€™t played it yet. PLAY MEGABONK!!!!

08.10.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thus far I haven't seen a single member of ICE who wasn't a gang mentality, pants pissing coward who could hold their own in a hand to hand combat situation.

07.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@cbrittan is following 20 prominent accounts