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Book cover: Transparent Things, by Vladimir Nabokov

Book cover: Transparent Things, by Vladimir Nabokov

"She answered in fluent but artificial English that she detested surrealistic novels of the poetic sort. She demanded hard realistic stuff reflecting our age. She liked books about Violence and Oriental Wisdom. Did it get better farther on?"

24.01.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA routine would be too much like work, and I don’t really like to work, even though I work a great deal. All the things I do that might be considered work are really a form of play.” β€”Jamaica Kincaid buff.ly/BQ4wuZY

29.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thomas Meaney, Law Man β€” Sidecar Ramsey Clark (1927-2021).

Glad you enjoyed the piece, fellas, and Lance I greatly enjoyed your book.

Yes, the Clark analogy is a bit hyperbolic, but those were hardly his only clients. I had in mind Meaney's characterisation of him here. newleftreview.org/sidecar/post...

Glad the loggerheads brought some cheer.

29.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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EP.8: THE TRAGEDY OF HAMNET | Quality Lit Game Get more from Quality Lit Game on Patreon

QUALITY LIT GAME PODCAST EPISODE 8:
THE TRAGEDY OF 'HAMNET'

www.patreon.com/posts/ep-8-t...

19.12.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read it regularly between 2006 and 2009 when I was doing Readings at Harper's and would put poems from PN in. Haven't read it much since.

10.12.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear you. I've been between apartments, so I'm psyched for a cycle of print re-upping next month.

04.11.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which ones?

04.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAILER 2 MAMDANI | Quality Lit Game Get more from Quality Lit Game on Patreon

Election day afternoon listening . . .
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04.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christian Lorentzen Β· It’s for dorks: Michael Clune’s β€˜Pan’ When Michael Clune’s character in Pan alights on Proust in the course of his daily writing practice, he learns a mode...

β€˜The two memoirs together with β€œPan” – which is autobiographical, though there are some deviations from his life – form a trilogy about the derangements of youth.’

@xlo.bsky.social on the relationship between Michael Clune’s debut novel and his memoirs of addiction.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

03.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IN DEFENSE OF DIANE KEATON: QUALITY LIT GAME PODCAST EPISODE 3

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31.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alice Spawls Β· On Nicholas Lanier The Nicholas Lanier portrait that I came across so unexpectedly at Frieze Masters doesn’t have the prestige of the Van...

β€˜Lanier’s songs moved many of his contemporaries. Herrick called him β€œrare Laniere” while John Donne said he β€œgave a life and harmony to all that he set”.’

Alice Spawls on the rediscovery of a portrait of one of the most intriguing figures of the 17th century.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

31.10.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PANIC IN THE GIFTSHOP On Michael Clune's 'Pan' and against the verb 'to gift'

A couple of new pieces I wrote on a book and a word. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/panic-in-t...

29.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quality Lit Game Podcast Episode 2

christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/quality-li...

23.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today Is My Birthday β€˜When I noticed an English writer using the transitive β€˜gift’ in a prestigious paper, I took the usage up with one of its editors, a Scotswoman whose fastidiousness is notorious.’

A noun that becomes a verb is like a cat that's gone to the dogs.

Against 'to gift'.

granta.com/today-is-my-...

23.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

William Gaddis heads will recognize that Trump is engaged here in a frolic of his own

23.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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QUALITY LIT GAME PODCAST Episode 1: 'One Battle after Another'

Recorded a podcast with some friends about the PTA picture. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/quality-li...

14.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MY BOOK PRIZE BETTING ADDICTION In anticipation of tomorrow's Nobel Prize in Literature

An old column about my gambling addiction from which I've finally recovered after years of intensive therapy. open.substack.com/pub/christia...

08.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the Gumshoe Fits The Thomas Pynchon experience – Christian Lorentzen

Lorentzen on the new Pynchon is pretty good:

www.bookforum.com/print/3202/i...

01.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the Gumshoe Fits The Thomas Pynchon experience – Christian Lorentzen

β€œAlong with Don DeLillo, he survives as one of the granddaddies of the paranoid systems novel, and we are unlikely to read many or any more new novels from the pair.”
In @bookforum.bsky.social‬‬, Christian Lorentzen reviews Thomas Pynchon’s new novel β€œShadow Ticket” www.bookforum.com/print/3202/i...

02.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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STONED BUSTER KEATON, DOMESTICATED PYNCHON, AND THE PERMANENT HOLLYWOOD (NON-)REVOLUTION On Paul Thomas Anderson’s β€˜One Battle after Another’

Wrote on the Anderson picture. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/stoned-bus...

29.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜LIAM, NONE OF THESE AMERICAN CUNTS KNOW WHO YOU ARE!’ Reflections on seeing Oasis Live ’25 at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey

Went to the Oasis show, wrote a sentence about it. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/liam-none-...

04.09.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the end of Oranginas and the perpetuation of auras! Spoiler alert: yes can be smarter than no!

16.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we will miss glossy magazines when they’re all gone

15.07.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE GLOSSY AGE On a history of Conde Nast

Special offer within. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/the-glossy...

15.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Juicy Chronicle of the Fat Decades at CondΓ© Nast

Wrote a book review. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/b...

15.07.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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WHO IS THE GOAT OF AMERICAN FICTION? With apologies to the two other members of my NBA/literature group chat, to the players selected last week in the NBA draft, to Stephen A. Smith, and to my dearly departed high school English teachers

Wrote about the GOAT debate. christianlorentzen.substack.com/p/who-is-the...

30.06.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once more for the weekend crowd.

28.06.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for informing us that we have finally achieved a classic-noir-level murder rate. I expect the genre now to enter a new golden age.

26.06.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI have some new poems, a rash, and a lover. I’ll send them (the poems that is) to you in a couple of days.”

Letters from Jack Spicer. buff.ly/3XRcS00

25.06.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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ELEGY FOR A NUCLEAR PROGRAM WITHOUT A BOMB & a baptism of fire in New York City

I reviewed 'Megalopolis'. open.substack.com/pub/christia...

25.06.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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