Michael King 🩷

I miss my cat. I can go a day or two but then I’m just like, “Damn, where’s my orange bestie?”

Taking a selfie in the car feels like 2017 Michael and BABY I’m into it

I love Nintendo, and I adore Animal Crossing, but this new Switch 2 Edition of New Horizons / general update is NOT IT.

I do not get any who spends a second on there, literally the ONLY value of a social media company is the attention you give it, why would you help the world's richest man and obvious white supremacist that way?

The Life of a Showgirl (album) is becoming one of my favorites, and I love that.

CBS News Cuts ‘Evening News,’ ‘Mornings’ Streaming Shows in Newsroom-Wide Layoffs The newsroom downsizing comes as Paramount Skydance lays off 1,000 employees throughout the newly merged company

CBS News has reportedly disbanded its race and culture unit, which was formed in the wake of George Floyd's murder in 2020

NBC News eliminated its editorial teams for NBC Asian America, NBC BLK, NBC Latino and NBC OUT earlier this month

Taxpayers don’t owe Donald Trump a dime for his legal battles. While he’s trying to get $230 million from the federal government to pay his own lawyers, families across this country are struggling to keep up with grocery bills and rent.

Wish we could grab a marg and chat. You are worth many fucks!!

Trump: “my numbers are up”

Reality:

Reached 100 listens on all The Life of a Showgirl tracks today. Once this happens, I usually fixate a bit more on the tracks I like best.

“Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.”

Not me. I’ll tell everybody. I suffer in spotlights, baby.

I accidentally said “yeah” instead of “yes” to my flight attendant about my exit row duties and he was MORTIFIED

I rewatched the “IT: Welcome to Derry” pilot this morning, and here are my thoughts:

• The characters who, by episode’s end, appear to be primed to lead the story this season are the best ones
• I loved the opening montage. Glad they’re showing more of Pennywise’s illusions.

I. Hate. Connecting. Flights.

The funny thing about this White House ballroom is, if it passes any of Trump's preferences and specifications, it will be gaudy, hideous, and gauche.

A fool's idea of luxury and wealth, like every other aspect of the world he has built around himself.

BREAKING: Speaker Johnson agrees, Americans going hungry does not qualify as an emergency.

Disgusting.

fuck yeah

It's silly when folks like it happens semi-regularly.

It just seems that way cause Taylor Swift does it.

Well, to be fair, only one artist *can* take the Billboard Top 10.

I *love* Stephen King’s IT. It’s one of my favorite pieces of storytelling ever, faults and all.

Andy Muschietti made brilliant films because he loves the source material. And I think the pilot was haunting and so, so promising.

I do wish the VFX weren’t so video gamey so often.

I wish I were Brenda but I am Cindy

Cuomo is a cunt. He loses.

Fun fact: The plural of “Leo” is “an impromptu open mic night.”

Ignore. Virtue signaling is a favorite pastime of the terminally online.

I’m sorry babe, it was an absolute miss for me. I tried twice!

I’d still eat there before CFA tho

The chicken is blaaand and the Cane's sauce is so bad!

Haha well, circle Muncie. :)

Oh yeah, Shake Shack is a CONFUSING choice. They are specifically quite bad at milkshakes.

I do encourage the In-N-Out experience, but I think you should go in with the mindset of comparing it to, like, McD's.

More of an ass man, but Mark was packing quite a surprise.

Now, if you want to talk about confusing hype, let's talk about Raising Cane's. lol.