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@heymichaelking.bsky.social

I like my girls Golden. Pronouns are he/him.

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The Body Keeps the Score is up there with The Ethical Slut in terms of gay boys not having fully read it but definitely being willing to weaponize it in a brunch conversation.

15.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of y’all are contrarians and that’s just conformity in reverse, babycakes

15.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's babyyyy

14.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to a social occasion tonight and - tbh - I wish I could go back in time and RSVP 'no.'

14.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drag Race, luv!

14.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Michael stands in the gym again

Michael stands in the gym again

Working out on a Saturday in February? More likely thank you might think.

14.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow that Lee Brice song is so dumb. He seems shitty at writing.

14.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha yeah that’s what I was getting at :)

14.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I adore that Roxane Gay is one of your gays

14.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we've officially reached the painful eliminations portion of the season.

14.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, ok.

14.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Discord and Nini had the funniest, sharpest writing. Jane was the best performer, followed closely by Athena. I’m guessing Athena and Myki will win, for the plot.

14.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like they’re setting up a Myki win here but Jane was my first teehee

14.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mia has a big heart. I know when someone is acting hard but also about to cry. 😭 I get it.

14.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People think all penises are the same, but trust me, there’s a vas deferens.

14.02.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On rewatch, the Myki Meeks drama is excellent from last week's episode. But that Toxic lip sync was kind of a double chop.

14.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I can say is, if you say Taylor's trying block somebody, I better see that somebody at #2 later.

13.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A group of straight guys entering the sauna and conversing is Hell.

13.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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N.Y.C. Officials Reinstate Pride Flag at Stonewall After Federal Removal

This is the way. When they come at us, we come back at them twofold. Raise that Pride flag every time they take it down. If they prevent that, surround the park with Pride flags. Ruin their petty little lives until they shit rainbows. Never stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/n...

13.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5453    πŸ” 1289    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 63

Yvie Oddly was the first winner of a regular season after I moved to New York, and I think that makes me love her especially fervently.

13.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicknamed my friend’s two suitors β€œFisticuffs” and β€œMail Privilege.” Such whimsy.

13.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My parents are putting down our family dog, Chase. He really was the best boy.

12.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesotans are decent, caring neighbors β€” and some of the toughest damn people you’ll ever find.

12.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5332    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 48

I hated this 🀣

12.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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😑

12.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOur agents are masked because the work they do will not lead to personal accountability.”

12.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad year for shows about Creeks

12.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But I do think it helped them secure those wins!

12.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, definitely. Myki's getting a very clear production arc, and good for her.

But JUSTICE for NINI.

12.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just listened to Fortnight and, my God, nobody gets Tortured Poets the way I get Tortured Poets.

12.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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