Jimmy Maguire

“Hey, I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class… especially since I rule.” #whatsmellslikeshoepolish #titledoesnotdictatebehavior #annoyingcustomer #childrensprogramming

“I find it’s best to stay out of other people’s affairs.” #ihopeitfeelssogoodtoberight #youllbemissed #yourenotallowedtorenthereanymore

“You hate people!” “But I love gatherings, isn’t it ironic?” Seriously though, if I ever get to play a role like this, I can die a happy man.

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”

I usually don’t dress up on Halloween (I tend to wear enough hot stuffy costumes before autumn rolls around), but when I do, you better believe I commit to the character.

#halloween #actor #clerks #kevinsmith #thirtyseven

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that.

No phones, no staff, nothing.

I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

When Republicans mess up, the MAGA GANG tells us to ignore it. I'm not going to ignore it; they weren't just kids in a chat.

Listen to Joe Walsh

No money for healthcare, no money for veterans, no money for farmers. But good news: Trump just doubled Argentina’s bailout to $40 billion.

This is so F'd up. They no longer try to hide it.

Fun fact: Every government shutdown in the last 30 years occurred when Republicans had control of the House of Representatives. —Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

🧐… Checks out… 👇

The corrupt Qatar dealings are so obvious even the stupidest Trump supporter can see it, it’s just whether they will close their eyes and pretend it’s not happening. Trump got a fucking luxury jet that we the taxpayers get to pay a billion to refurbish and then the plane goes to Trump.

No, what’s stupid is thinking “bowitdabowdabangdabangbittybittychowackdabingdabowdowdabitty” is a song lyric, and also you’re a rich kid cosplaying as a hillbilly go back to your gated community, Robert

It’s wild the agents who have videographers following them never seem to have footage of what they claim those they are arresting did

Trump and Stephen Miller want us afraid, but we’re not backing down. We will see you in the streets on October 18: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings

We took the freedom of speech away

It’s just nauseating seeing the rise of fascism in America. I feel sick to my stomach.

Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s gonna fight all the antifas, if he can manage to stay awake" — this is going to be the dumbest civil war ever.
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BREAKING: Massive protests taking place right now in Chicago against Trump this evening.

Keep it up!

The Puppy Killer is gone!
Bye-bye

"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.

“The president should be removed from office, because he is plainly insane.”

He finally got the election-denying MAGA A.G. he always dreamed of. Bondi was openly partisan, scornful & highly combative, her non-answers dripping with disdain. Very telling when she was asked if she'd seen the photos of her boss "with half-naked young women." PATHETIC
#ProtectingHerPedophilePrez

We do not deploy American forces against Americans in our own cities. Our military is not trained for domestic law enforcement. It's illegal and un-American. REP. TED LIEU BRIAN TYLER COHEN

🎯👇👇

Simple solution, don't get a job as a nazi storm trooper goon.

ICE will reportedly hire contractors to surveil social media platforms 24/7 to target people for deportations.

The information would then be funneled into an existing ICE database built by Palantir (founded by Trump ally Peter Thiel).

"The party of small government,” folks.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

There it is

If he pardons Maxwell, then they cut a deal. It will scream that he's guilty as f***... but will anything happen?

Will they bury the Epstein Files? Will there be any justice, ever?

Dismayed.
Disgusted.

Another one. So many MAGA Pedophiles. No wonder they're protecting the Epstein files.