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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Mystery Wrestling Season 1 is available for FREE!

Mystery Wrestling 1 match card!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Every ridiculous, unforgettable second that started it all is now available FOR FREE on YouTube!

Each episode of Mystery Wrestling Season 1 will premiere for the next 10 days on our YouTube channel.

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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065

Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://theonion.com/amount-of-water-man-just-used-to-wash-dish-to-be-prize-1819578198/

one hope is have for 2026 is that more folks join Paper Cult Club, an indie tabletop-focused forum i truly adore papercult.club

YouTube video by Evil Uno presents Mystery Wrestling Cecil Nyx vs London Lightning | A LITERAL DEATHMATCH | Feat. RJ City | Mystery Wrestling 10

FREE MATCH FRIDAY is BACK!

Today at 12:00 PM ET on YouTube we are dropping Cecil Nyx vs London Lightning in a LITERAL DEATHMATCH from #MysteryWrestlingX

WATCH: youtu.be/UD3gW_AeyEQ?...

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2 panel comic. First panel: a skeleton robot with an atomic purple exoskeleton stands over a burning wasteland and shouts “KEEP MOVING, HUMAN SWINE!” Panel 2: a bunch of humans shackled together are walking through the apocalypse landscape. One says “I gotta say, that clear purple casing looks so sick.” This is a redraw I did of a comic I drew in my first year of comics! Circa 2022

Sandman + Dian Belmont, 2025

This Tuesday, 12/16!

It's a Christmas miracle! For one night only, #AEWDark RETURNS with a Stocking Stuffer!

Tune in at 7/6c to the AEW Youtube Channel!

“Hangman what’s your favorite Robin Williams movie” #AEWDynamite

roddy really said 'look i agreed to host your d&d group in my living room because my son kyle is in your party but you cant just randomly come over when he's not here'

Went to my FLCS for small business Saturday. Picked up all the Absolute volume 1's and I'm really enjoying them too.

A drawing of the schnappviecher going round and round

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

Coming soon: Realis A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker

Realis is coming sooner than you think! Sign up to be notified at launch when the print edition of @austinwalker.bsky.social's TTRPG goes live in 2026, and start bracing yourself for all the additional art, player options, and GM resources being added to the game: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

a pencil drawing recreating the ending of drakengard's ending E where there is a gigantic woman made of salt towering over a grey tokyo. also banjo and kazooie are there and kazooie is asking if this is the land of the gods.

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

Illustrations of Medieval helmets resembling the faces of Muppets characters Gonzo, Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzy, and Sam Eagle (as an Aztec, being truly American).

It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...

binturong fancam

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

YouTube video by Lord of the Board VAST: THE MYSTERIOUS MANOR - This Game Walked So ROOT could Run

DAY XXI! ITS VAST! The game that walked so ROOT could run.

Let’s talk about one of the most underrated games in Leders lineup! @leder.games @patrickleder.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEYr...

World War propaganda poster with an image of a juggalo with the words 'This man is your friend, he fights for freedom'

The cover of the book Greek Myths for young children, by Marcia Williams

I get it. This book changed my childhood.

🎯Critical Hit on Woolie 🎯
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social + guest star Edmund McMillen

Got my first one today

Mambo #6 just lists out all the members of the Don Callis Family 🤼

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

My version of the predator meme but with Kermit and Fozzy’s arms clasped. “Fozzy, you son of a bitch!”

Perhaps my greatest work?

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

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