Automatic Jack

Woohoo!! 🤘

One semester in college is aparently enough to radicalize this kid, so what unspeakable acts have people who did TWO semesters committed? Tune into Info Wars for more made-up bullshit!

Israel accidentally attacked the leadership of hamas? Probably thought it was a hospital or something

Probably had copies of the epstein files on board

He has to serve his sentence first. 15-20 epic beat-drops is my guess, but I don't have access to the files

$45M ain't gonna help them out much with how bad they suck at covering up their bullshit

Forkin' A RIGHT!! 🍴

This.

I heard Derrick, but the source was a bit sketchy.

Every time I see an app or website use the term "challenge" for basic shit like buying stuff normally, I think of the dumbasses who think of it as an ACTUAL challenge and feel compelled to complete it.

I wonder which warning labels allowed them to live this long... 🤔

Trump worships money, so a prosperity gospel dickhead is par for the course.

Hopefully this shitshow is the smack in the face the people who buy into this prosperity horseshit need to finally realize they've been scammed. Then hopefully they wonder why god would allow that to happen to them.

The Holy Trinity.

"Liberal Bias" = They don't kiss his ass.

😏

"I skimmed the chapter titles and let LSD fill in the blanks" would be an accurate description of the process.

Some of the most consistently inaccurate writings to ever be displayed in visual form are the back cover descriptions of fiction books. 4/5 sentences are - at best - GROSS exaggerations. The rest would accurately describe an entirely different book.

Same. He seems like the kind of dork who would make a weird gesture like that.

I've been working on routing a speed patched romhack for 3+ years. A friend gave me some competition and figured out a few faster strats, but for the most part I built that route from the ground up. My goal is a 26:4X time, and my current record is only 1/20th of a second away. Sooooo close...

Nah, never heard of it. Sounds cool. Where can I play this level?

Still speedrunning Mega Man 2... more specifically, ROMHacks of Mega Man 2. They are going well...ish.

Nah, doing that to a Twist card was a good timestamp of the fandom at the time. Twist got a lot of haters because she got her cutie mark first, and so I made the "Fuck You, AutoJack loves Twist!" my thing =P

lol someone passed a book of cards around and the Twist card had been X'd out and signed "BronyMike", so I yelled "Hey, BronyMike! Go fuck yourself!" and Mic the Microphone threatened to kick me out for it =P

I've been here for 20 minutes straight and haven't seen a single ad!

HELP! How will I know what I'm supposed to be buying if no one will tell me?

That's the best way to "power" through an outage. Last year my house lost power for 14hrs and the temp dropped to 13 degrees. No fireplace. No cats. No scotch.

It sucked.
0/10

@bronymike.bsky.social I still remember what you did to that Twist card... 🖕😁🖕

The richest guy on the planet is an overgrown 12yo who bought a social networking site so everybody would have to be his friend.

That sentence should not exist.

Hell yeah, Pixel Art FTW!

Thx, BlueSky. That is CERTAINLY how large I wanted that shit =P

What the hell is with this Giant Emote shit?

Prolly not much else goin on there, so GL!