Brock

Feeling literary when I call a flaccid penis ‘Mopey Dick’.

12.03.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I no longer listen to music at the gym. I listen to the stream-of-conscious, meandering, fever dream spoken word poems of the #longwinded podcast with Gabby Windey.

01.03.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whether you’re pro-immigrant (yay!) or anti-immigrant (boo!) but are open to knowing more about the immigrant experience (yay!) while laughing and crying and [all the feels], I can’t recommend MO on @netflix.com highly enough. One of the best comedies out there today.

04.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My excitement would be negative zero.

23.01.2025 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It looks like Melania is about to put Roger Rabbit in The Dip.

23.01.2025 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Them: How’s your January going?

Me:

21.01.2025 14:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0