The stitches are because he's always smiling so when he's truly happy and his smile grows wider it would probably rip his mouth off.

I love how Ange just probably just had to spend a late night at work
(So sorry for him)
Then gose to the hotel and tries to sleep
And then boom no more sleep for him

Lucifer: your stuck with me bitch get used to it

Alastor: Attachualy......

These are the Shiitteist starter pokemon ever! 2 WATER TYPES.

I sleep healthy I usually go to bed around 11 👍

I have to wake up at 3am😭

NO IT'S

"Truck be in the air tonight"

A TV Host or a TV?

I love how nothing changed

Are we gonna talk about "Yeah I can fix that"

I know people say their like Olga in how she just stayed under a umbrella half this time pretending she was enjoying the sun when it didn't reach her. But I'm like Olga because I'm a sainted spawn and I have Medusa'd so many people that go in my way because and I quote "I'M WALKING HERE"

C) I don't eat! I win

The fact that Angel dust probably always had Husk as his background and Husk is embarrassed because he recently made him his background

Yeah but I would hug a lot of things like....

Seriously tho Today one person I've hated and loved to annoy and just ruin their day for fun you know. Someone said "He just said he wants to fuck you" And I looked at him like what the fuck.

You know the left brain is known for being smart right that's why your clearly right brained also What about the other Christian people in the world he killed them too and what about the children/ babies who didn't know what the hell was happening

Since you have good vibes now I'll be taking them all

1,871 women not including men get Rapped every day b.tch and your mad at me for saying I murder a lot of innocent people but so did god have you even read the Bible he created a flood and killed thousands of innocent baby’s new borns plants and all that innocent stuff and he was praised

Look I like first degree murder but I also like not being Rapped and having abortion rights! And I would choose the devil honestly cause 1 I'm not Christian 2 in Hazbin terms that's Luci 3 the devil used to be an Angel and 4 The Old testament

Can we pretend it was my discord call and It was just me eating bread as people yap

I read it as Deaf too and I thought it was a joke about how Alastor completely ignored him

For the record mine is in a vault with a lock that's open so the police will get the code wrong trying to solve it and theirs also a vault around that vault.

Is the sky blue

Attachualy their are laws where and where not a recount could take place even if she did she wouldn't get a recount

Can we swap that with Pasta Angel dust is Italian so if Husk bit the pasta and broke it instead of kissing him Angel would be enraged so husk would have to kiss him!

I don't get it but theirs a lot of things I don't get like People, People who don't eat bread, politics, did I mention people.

We gotta think for a second tho of too people you feel neutral about sometimes started dating but instead of going on dates they just did........ That I would have be pissed too.

I know this is a ship so some cannon has to get thrown away but in cannon I imagine his Shadow just being really horny and him being ya know the exact opposite

P.O.V Charlie Gose out by herself without telling everyone so while Vaggie yells her name and runs across pride ring Alastor and Niffty and forced husk hide in the Lust ring as Charlie asks Asmodeus for relationship advice for Charlie's and Vaggie's Anaversiery.

I'm scared- What he said is a joke right People like that don't attachualy exist right Women are gonna keep their rights right

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up

Me: A BLUE DOG TO GUIDE OUR GENERATIONS

I wish I said that