Cherry Pit Spit🏳️‍⚧️🦌🎸🍒💦✨

I do! No amount of soap seems to work it's wild. I just end up smelling like BO and ALSO lavender when i step out the shower.

Watching Claire Saffitz make pastries because if there’s anything better than seeing one thing I want that I can’t have it’s seeing two things I want that I can’t have

I feel really unsexy talking about it but i got a talking to at work about my body odour and i dont wanna keep blaming it on ADHD or depression or the hemorrhoids or whatever i just wish i could deal with it better. It shouldn't be this hard to care for myself.

Scenario: I want to send money to hot people
Complication: i have no money
Solution?: be hot so ppl send me money

Ramona Parker Jr. In her 4th month of hrt: busting doesn't make me feel as good

this is the kind of heat you're missing out on if you dont come to my streams

Wome

Me after getting a promotion: I'M GONNA GO HOME AND CUCK MY WIFE!!!

Their paltry stepsibling kink vs our glorious lesbian fauxcest

Back here again

Who will win?
A squat house full of polyamorous crustpunk trannies
VS
Sarcoptes scabiei var. hominis

Life hack: take candy from babies
Shit's like SO easy it's wild

Randomly using the phrase "i rly like orgasms" around my friends to drop hints for a birthday gift (orgy)

I hail from a fair country of milkshakes and yards

Tammy mirror selfie from waist height. Faer is grasping a lamp, wearing tights over a lace slip and a blue off the shoulder top.

Good morning, lesbians.

Yes, i'm a whore
No, we don't all steal lemons
Educate yourself

21st century schizoid femboy

They say to pee after sex to prevent UTI's but just think about the time you'd save if you peed DURING sex

Yeah same

Good :3

We fw girls who are a little bit incontinent wit it (same)

They say to pee after sex to prevent UTI's but just think about the time you'd save if you peed DURING sex

Big Mood

Finally getting fucking gender healthcare jfc

Trying to get more edible for next may

Diana, from Soushiyo's NSFW webcomic Familiar, is seated nude on the ground with her legs and arms bound by purple rope, with a flirty grin on her face. Standing behind her, cropped at the shoulders so her face is out of frame, is Rosemary dressed in black shorts, top, fishnets, and gloves, and holding a leash. The leash is clipped to Diana's collar, but the length of the leash itself is being held taught in Diana's teeth.

drop it!

Trying to write a 7 string song gets finicky when you don't own one

Took 3 hours for me to start feeling this edible