Renée

I can't cite my sources but ....

the Venn diagram of LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" and people who clap when the plane lands is a perfect circle.

Can't believe you admitted to agile certification like that

Did you know, VCs and SF founders actually run colder than other subsets of humans?

That's why they need Northface / Patagonia vests.
If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in.

my upstairs neighbours -
*strapping bricks to their shoes*
"okay lets walk around for 35 minutes"

The anatomy of a shitpost yeah that right we're doing this open up buddy

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/the-anatom...
@kenchengceo.bsky.social you're in this.

you got in trouble though didn't you babe

you asked and i *didn't* listen!

trailer for "weird ways we've gotten work" coming tomorrow with Cultaholics Adam Pacitti

a SOMBRERO

no?

this is next level sarcasm Lucas. we follow eachother there.

exactly. thanks dad

you know what? threads users suck

one day i woke up and realised i didn't need to be following a bunch of people who post evals and research papers and shit i don't find interesting or accessible.
Following them wouldn't make me seem smarter. I wasn't going to be singled out as "such a smart human with discerning taste in follows".

WELL NOW IM GONNA SHIT POST EVEN HARDER

"what's your 2025 goal?"
"600 subs"
"oh... newsletter growth is tricky but worth it"
"newsletter?"

very good meatballs

why am i like this

there's something inside me that tell me to watch Spaced at least once a year.

we accept the freak we think we deserve or "that time I met an occultists grandson?"

"He’s misinterpreting my criticism as playful flirting. We’re like two different frequencies and radio stations. One of us, cracking ciphers. The other of us pirate radio."

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/we-accept-...

They call it “agoraphobia” little story on how I found The Outside

bro www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...

"itS a laGgiNg indicatOr"
shuddup. speak human you freak

One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.

Remember that time I didn’t go outside?

One day, one week, one month. A year

It started with the paths. The footpaths.

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...

'kubernetes' sounds like a surrealist director from the late 60s

stop following me unless we're getting married wtf

hi i was cutting tomatoes and my thumb got hurt and as i was bleeding out and getting it all over my falafel wrap I realised this is the reason I need you to move in with me thanks

one of my favourite little games is to wear a MongoDB shirt to the climbing gym and when someone invariably asks me something about databases or MySQL whatever nerd crap I just say "what's a database"

me: "getting an error? everyone should clear their cache!"
the little goblin in my head: "not you though"
me: "not me though" 😏

This is a ken Cheng hate account @kenchengceo.bsky.social