Renée

Renée

@reneeshaw.bsky.social

#1 LinkedIn hater sit-down comedian https://lnk.bio/reneestuff

24 Followers 2 Following 79 Posts Joined May 2024
2 months ago

due to being a homeschooled jungle freak with poor social skills, I've decided to be on more podcasts this year

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2 months ago

bro how does this platform work

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2 months ago

my downstairs neighbour has the same doormat as me. they'll never know we have the same doormat because they have no reason to come upstairs. it's a heavy burden of knowledge on me 😔

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2 months ago

I'm branching out.

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2 months ago

I wish

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2 months ago
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😌

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1 year ago

I can't cite my sources but ....

the Venn diagram of LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" and people who clap when the plane lands is a perfect circle.

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1 year ago

Can't believe you admitted to agile certification like that

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1 year ago

Did you know, VCs and SF founders actually run colder than other subsets of humans?

That's why they need Northface / Patagonia vests.
If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in.

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1 year ago

my upstairs neighbours -
*strapping bricks to their shoes*
"okay lets walk around for 35 minutes"

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1 year ago
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The anatomy of a shitpost yeah that right we're doing this open up buddy

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/the-anatom...
@kenchengceo.bsky.social you're in this.

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1 year ago

you got in trouble though didn't you babe

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1 year ago
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you asked and i *didn't* listen!

trailer for "weird ways we've gotten work" coming tomorrow with Cultaholics Adam Pacitti

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1 year ago

a SOMBRERO

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1 year ago

no?

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1 year ago

this is next level sarcasm Lucas. we follow eachother there.

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1 year ago

exactly. thanks dad

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1 year ago

you know what? threads users suck

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1 year ago

one day i woke up and realised i didn't need to be following a bunch of people who post evals and research papers and shit i don't find interesting or accessible.
Following them wouldn't make me seem smarter. I wasn't going to be singled out as "such a smart human with discerning taste in follows".

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1 year ago

WELL NOW IM GONNA SHIT POST EVEN HARDER

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1 year ago

"what's your 2025 goal?"
"600 subs"
"oh... newsletter growth is tricky but worth it"
"newsletter?"

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1 year ago

very good meatballs

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1 year ago
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why am i like this

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1 year ago

there's something inside me that tell me to watch Spaced at least once a year.

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1 year ago
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we accept the freak we think we deserve or "that time I met an occultists grandson?"

"He’s misinterpreting my criticism as playful flirting. We’re like two different frequencies and radio stations. One of us, cracking ciphers. The other of us pirate radio."

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/we-accept-...

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1 year ago
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They call it “agoraphobia” little story on how I found The Outside

bro www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...

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1 year ago

"itS a laGgiNg indicatOr"
shuddup. speak human you freak

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1 year ago

One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.

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1 year ago
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Remember that time I didn’t go outside?

One day, one week, one month. A year

It started with the paths. The footpaths.

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...

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1 year ago

'kubernetes' sounds like a surrealist director from the late 60s

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