The Jarmer Fones

this is making me laugh so hard

One of these days he won't go down. Just gotta keep trying.

YouTube video by rowley97 Matt Adam's Infamous Vince Carter and Mike Tyson Mixtape

I heard people were Posting Dunks and I realized I don't think I've ever posted the Vince Tape on Bluesky. You should watch the whole thing.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

Even babies now!

Do the boil the pools after each stay

Hmm. Hmm.

Yeah, like a weird purgatory kinda punishment for an infant, right?

I said I would report back

Starting to wonder if maybe God saw how Wemby has turned basketball Spurs into title contenders against all reason & precedent, and decided he had to make soccer Spurs hilariously awful just to maintain an overall balance, Spurs-wise.

I bet you can still dribble that ball!

Currently in a hotel room, and in the adjoining rooms I can hear a) one baby crying and b) somebody playing a banjo. Unclear if baby and banjo are in the same room, or if in fact baby is playing banjo. Will update as I learn more.

I am begging guys that are earning enough money to buy several towns from a single income source to stop diversifying their portfolios just because that’s what they see the other wealthy sickos around them doing

There are definitely worse things you could've shared about CeeLo here

Hey Alex SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.

Saw Skid Row twice as openers for bigger bands and both times they were the highlight of the night.

Nah, that's why I said "hilarious." Bill would be the first to acknowledge these rankings don't actually mean anything, just funny (IMO) for narrative purposes that the guy the new HC brought in is behind a guy they most likely could've kept but didn't.

NYT and New Yorker both have some very weird/archaic house style things that I assume they hold onto just to be stubborn

Probably

Who said “failure” ?

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Genuinely shocked that AP style has not yet shifted from "health care" to "healthcare," since literally everyone now types it as one word.

ahem

If you ever get a chance to talk to his dad you'll hear plenty about that o-line, and probably even more about how the HC who took over after his freshman year sabotaged any chance he ever had of being a good pro.

Is that *squints* SEVEN former PSU quarterbacks ranked ahead of the current one??

The Penn State angle in here is genuinely hilarious.

All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine

‘Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

Every word of this is worth reading. These people are our national disease, and it's only going to get worse. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

I guess I’m a gullible doomer but it sure seems to me the clarity displayed by AOC in the clip I initially posted is shared by a pretty tiny fraction of her peers