The Jarmer Fones

All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine

‘Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

Every word of this is worth reading. These people are our national disease, and it's only going to get worse. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

I guess I’m a gullible doomer but it sure seems to me the clarity displayed by AOC in the clip I initially posted is shared by a pretty tiny fraction of her peers

Sounds like someone needs to pray more

I don’t know man

it’s time

Always be a little weird to hear a calm, well-informed, common-sense response to a political question and think "how come there are only like 6 elected officials in Washington willing and able to say this."

lol, no

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

So many people spending money on those get-skinny pills when you could've been smart like me and just waited until we didn't have enough fertilizer to grow food. I'm gonna get skinny for FREE.

Just saw an ad on LinkedIn that was neither promoting nor in any way referenced artificial intelligence. No, I'm kidding. That did not happen.

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

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Yeah, that about lines up.

It just never fails.

Meta Ray-Bans are a Cybertruck you wear on your face.
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The Dead Bolts | Metro Chicago Saturday, March 7 The Dead Bolts * Good Looks$25 Adv. / $30 Day of / 18+ / Doors: 7pm / Show: 8pm

Playing with The Dead Bolts, who are not the homies per se but about whom I've heard very good things!

I am happy to put in the word

YouTube video by Keeled Scales Good Looks "Can You See Me Tonight?" [official music video]

Chicago folks: The homies from Good Looks are playing in your city on Saturday night and I think you should go see them.

Caitlín Doherty, Everything Else — Sidecar In Dubai.

Can't remember who shared this the other day, but what a read.

What your Meta smart glasses record doesn’t stay on your smart glasses, ‘data labeling’ contractors say Meta contractors say they’ve been tasked with reviewing highly sensitive videos captured by the company’s smart glasses.

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI.

The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom.

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There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

But how will she find the time when she’s so busy in her role as an Indiana University trustee?

Legitimately an indefensible public publication at this point

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I'm just kidding. I know what they did.

I'm sorry, Liverpool did *what* now.

The word you're looking for is "efficient"

About to have the most inspiring 19th-place finish of all time.

IF ONLY WE COULD OFFER THEM LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE