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The Jarmer Fones

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All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine

05.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 13
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β€˜Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

Every word of this is worth reading. These people are our national disease, and it's only going to get worse. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

05.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

I guess I’m a gullible doomer but it sure seems to me the clarity displayed by AOC in the clip I initially posted is shared by a pretty tiny fraction of her peers

05.03.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like someone needs to pray more

05.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know man

05.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s time

05.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Always be a little weird to hear a calm, well-informed, common-sense response to a political question and think "how come there are only like 6 elected officials in Washington willing and able to say this."

05.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

lol, no

05.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

04.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5397    πŸ” 1661    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 36

So many people spending money on those get-skinny pills when you could've been smart like me and just waited until we didn't have enough fertilizer to grow food. I'm gonna get skinny for FREE.

04.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw an ad on LinkedIn that was neither promoting nor in any way referenced artificial intelligence. No, I'm kidding. That did not happen.

04.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1682    πŸ” 431    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 21
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

04.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1963    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13
Trending:
1. Horror Writing
2. Karoline Leavitt
3. Epstein Files

Trending: 1. Horror Writing 2. Karoline Leavitt 3. Epstein Files

Yeah, that about lines up.

04.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It just never fails.

04.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meta Ray-Bans are a Cybertruck you wear on your face.
www.garbageday.email/p/meta-ray-b...

04.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
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The Dead Bolts | Metro Chicago Saturday, March 7Β The Dead Bolts * Good Looks$25 Adv. / $30 Day of / 18+ / Doors: 7pm / Show: 8pm

Playing with The Dead Bolts, who are not the homies per se but about whom I've heard very good things!

04.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am happy to put in the word

04.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Good Looks "Can You See Me Tonight?" [official music video]
YouTube video by Keeled Scales Good Looks "Can You See Me Tonight?" [official music video]

Chicago folks: The homies from Good Looks are playing in your city on Saturday night and I think you should go see them.

04.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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CaitlΓ­n Doherty, Everything Else β€” Sidecar In Dubai.

Can't remember who shared this the other day, but what a read.

04.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What your Meta smart glasses record doesn’t stay on your smart glasses, β€˜data labeling’ contractors say Meta contractors say they’ve been tasked with reviewing highly sensitive videos captured by the company’s smart glasses.

NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI.

The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom.

san.com/cc/what-your...

03.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 527    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 262

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very oftenβ€”and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

04.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8246    πŸ” 2456    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 106

But how will she find the time when she’s so busy in her role as an Indiana University trustee?

04.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Legitimately an indefensible public publication at this point

04.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase β€œmore than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

04.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1872    πŸ” 812    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 87

I'm just kidding. I know what they did.

03.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, Liverpool did *what* now.

03.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The word you're looking for is "efficient"

03.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About to have the most inspiring 19th-place finish of all time.

03.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IF ONLY WE COULD OFFER THEM LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE

03.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0