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Ours got retrofitted when it was raised an entire story in the 90s, and she shimmies but it's on purpose. Like a willow branch in the wind, she bends so she doesn't break. Glad you have that, too. 🖤

3rd day out of the last 4 seeing the absolutely wrong side of 5am. I've been awake for an hour. These brain weasels can go jump off a cliff.

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brb signing the government up for some sweet discounts 😏

I live for a good petty hex and "may your cookies always taste weird" is a GREAT one.

A Thursday? In THIS economy??

Had to call FAFSA today for an error in connecting student to parent forms.

FAFSA phone support: You need to find an old Dell computer to complete this form.

Me, an intellectual: FFS NO. That's not how this works.

I would have thrown my phone if I wasn't laughing so hard.

It's an AMAZING show. The first whole season takes a bit of effort to get through, but that's on purpose. The story arcs are amazing. I've watched probably over a dozen times. My friends in Schitt's Creek kept me company during some of my hardest life times. A+++. Can't recommend highly enough.

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Yet another signal that it's easier to destroy things than to build them.

I mean: same Jiji, same. Game recognize game. 🤟

Egyptian wig blep is a 12/10 blep, IMO

STAIRS???

sure! just let me know if it's text or signal that's best!

Post that says "staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk:" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express"

Not even long distance friends. All friends. [grabby hands] GIMME.

That was supposed to read “one of my ears” but I like “plenty”, it makes me sound even more otherworldly.

Sometimes I wish it were more obvious though: like a big remote control I can just point at the offenders, rather than just pushing a button on my phone.

I don’t think people realize what a flex it is to just be able to turn plenty of my ears off when I’m overhearing a really fucking stupid or annoying conversation happening around me. #HexingAid #HoH

right?? the level of detail

Photoshopped image of a hairless cat in a shrimp pose appearing to be in the middle of a dive off a diving board into a pool, with the photoshopped caption reading "an unidentified participant at the National Aquatic Diving Competition" and the share link titled "Canadian Academy of Sports Nutrition"

A year ago I shared a photo of our sleeping cat in a Sphynx cat group, and in solid proof that the internet can still be a place of whimsey and magic, I got this unsolicited photoshop version back which is absolutely [chefskiss].

Thankfully they are generous with their hugs and I *do* get plain old "I love you" hugs in there, too. Shocking no one, my child is very physically affectionate. 🤣

Woman with orange hair sits showing both arms bent up, straight hands held at her face. She has a tattoo on each arm, one is a negative space version of the inverse of the other.

My latest tattoo is finally ready to make its debut!

The negative space piece is the most design-intensive piece @dotstolines.bsky.social and I have worked on together, and this is just part 1. I can’t wait to see her in her final form, and for now I absolutely love her just the way she is.

Don't get me wrong, I'll take it, I was just under false pretenses as to why I earned it. 🤣

Last night TinyHuman™ came up to hug me. I thought to myself "awww yeah, such a good human, coming to give their parent some love after a long day"

No, no, they were just excited I got them their favourite oat milk creamer that they saw in the fridge and the hug was my thank you.

Screenshot that reads: TinyHuman™: [while giving me a back massage] "I'm getting really good at being a... massage-a-nist" Me: [through stifled laughter] "No, no my love. 'Massage therapist'. A misogynist is something else entirely."

Throw back to that time 9 years ago when @tiny-human.bsky.social was unintentionally hilarious.

Oooh I love him - he's coming to SF soon-ish, but man tickets are pricey. I'd have already organized a group outing if they were more reasonable...

I'm gutted.

I grew up in a small town about 30 miles from the Mayo Clinic.

I'm so sorry. There is a reason I left (well, many reasons, but there's a special kind of horribleness to rural midwestern hatred and bigotry).

it's just INCREDIBLY presumptuous. If you WERE "christopher" in your email sig, your email address, your social media, your linked in, etc I would *never* presume to call you Chris unless you told me that it was what you preferred.

Oh "Shan" will absolutely be getting a correction once I am done being furious.