SocksNeedsHelp

Ninja turdles

Risk of Rain 2 comtent creator.

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The percentage of my life spent on trains is too low. I must work on this.

Youtube challenge: Anxious trans girl spends 15 minutes in crowded Market Basket.

Just spent a good hour doomscrolling the politics side of this app. Help

Im gonna break into your house and toast all your bread.

Another year? Again? Fuck

I have... headache :(

Depression is crazy y'all, like one minute I'm super motivated and the next I'm attempting to contain the power of the ancient amulet.

#arcraiders has instilled a new overwhelming sense of distrust in humanity that no other game could dream to make.

I love how stupid they are

My #gender is whatever the leaper from #arcraiders is.

The hardest part about knowing you were a shitty teenager is also knowing that there's nothing you can do about it.

I don't like dogs to be honest. Bit loud for me. 2/10

I've eaten hundreds of silica gel packets and I'm fine.

The intercontinental ballistic missile impacts your house.

Breaking into houses just to leave a sticky note that says "No one will believe you."

To combat people falling asleep at the wheel, I'd like to propose the deployable glove compartment weasel.

The woke left took away my lactase.

Sister, what were YOU doing at the devils sacriment!?

The crimes I could commit against an unattended crumbl cookie location would be talked about for years.

Gaming keyboard, but it's teeth.

This bitch could really use $50 right about now.

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

What'd I do?

Peppermint tea has saved my life

I'll have to speak to the council.

Quiet, you.

At 100 followers, my loyal subjects shall be granted 1 extra bowl of gruel at dinnertime.