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πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· β€’ i am poor and my cat is huge β€’ she/they β€’ i make roblox emotes and other minutiae β€’ occasional dog midwife

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I had a dream last night where Bruce Springsteen had four arms and it was so vivid that I became wholly convinced of it and made a mental note to Google "why does Bruce Springsteen have four arms" later

31.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œsome people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11664    πŸ” 2931    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 220

good

31.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Color version of Princess Midna from Twilight Princess. Her eyes are illuminated by a beam of light.

Color version of Princess Midna from Twilight Princess. Her eyes are illuminated by a beam of light.

Black and white version of Princess Midna from Twilight Princess. Her eyes are illuminated by a beam of light.

Black and white version of Princess Midna from Twilight Princess. Her eyes are illuminated by a beam of light.

Linktober 2025 Day 25: Twilight

#linktober #artposting

27.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A painting of a bird beside the text "give me the strength to refrain from kicking this shitbrain right in the balls"

A painting of a bird beside the text "give me the strength to refrain from kicking this shitbrain right in the balls"

effinbirds.com/post/7813695...

27.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
22.10.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Corey Brickley tweet from Dec 11, 2022 

welcome to the industry! Since your new to publishing | thought I might offer some feedback

In the tweet I have attached an ai image of a terrible children's book made by a guy who develops software for Ice.

anti-gravity leaf
come on man
needs work
not how plants work
what's up?
huh?
looks like shit
not from earth
severely water damaged books
eh?
?
looks like shit
pen becomes dress i guess
are fucked
not an arm
tiny spikes
frtting out of:
knuckles
wet notebook
jesus fucking christ why didn't you crop this?aa?
solo cup full of ???
vape?
reply tweet: 
hater

@CoreyBrickley
i'll be a hater till the robots execute me in the square

Corey Brickley tweet from Dec 11, 2022 welcome to the industry! Since your new to publishing | thought I might offer some feedback In the tweet I have attached an ai image of a terrible children's book made by a guy who develops software for Ice. anti-gravity leaf come on man needs work not how plants work what's up? huh? looks like shit not from earth severely water damaged books eh? ? looks like shit pen becomes dress i guess are fucked not an arm tiny spikes frtting out of: knuckles wet notebook jesus fucking christ why didn't you crop this?aa? solo cup full of ??? vape? reply tweet: hater @CoreyBrickley i'll be a hater till the robots execute me in the square

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ forever and ever amen

30.04.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3878    πŸ” 696    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 8

We should have an economy that isn't based on a small number of people self-dealing and wash-trading a make-believe future that nobody asked for

13.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

With the holidays upon us, don't give to Salvation Army. Not even change. It's a scumbag "charity" run by anti-gay zealots.

Habitat for Humanity is great. Your local Food Bank is great.

So many "charities" are for-profit scams. Use Charity Navigator to vet them. www.charitynavigator.org

12.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1349    πŸ” 1030    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

09.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3039    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 28
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT"

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT"

09.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

This has been a freaking rollercoaster

29.09.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is this guy still making content

29.09.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I JUST FINISHED BOOK 5 IM VERY MUCH NOT OK

29.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A tray of decorative gourds! So small and warty!

A tray of decorative gourds! So small and warty!

IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS

29.09.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1025    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

GOING INSANE OVER DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL

29.09.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.09.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6362    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 10
Available Balance -$49.25

Available Balance -$49.25

Welp. My family's bank account is negative. It'll be at least a month or more before my book advance arrives. If anyone wants a signed Bowie book or wants to subscribe to my movie Patreon at the $5 level, now would be a great time. Thanks!

19.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

A man very recently called for β€œinvoluntary lethal injection” for the mentally ill and the unhoused.

Literally talking about murdering other humansβ€”and he still kept his job.

Brian Killmeade, Fox & Friends.

18.09.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12902    πŸ” 4435    πŸ’¬ 594    πŸ“Œ 258

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level

but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call β€˜em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

19.09.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10912    πŸ” 4053    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 127
A painting of a bird beside the text "Good thinking, captain thimbleshit"

A painting of a bird beside the text "Good thinking, captain thimbleshit"

16.09.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Israel has committed genocide in Gaza, UN commission of inquiry says The panel finds that four of the five genocidal acts defined under international law have been carried out against Palestinians during the war.

So the UN's Commission of Inquiry's findings are back with genocide. Expected.
"However, it does not officially speak for the UN."
I wish we had a better timeline for official pronouncement and actions for UN members.
What I'm reading says it's still up to the court which could take years.

16.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

19.11.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 33306    πŸ” 11531    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 333

every switch 2 game

04.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.

03.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6225    πŸ” 3425    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 28
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a woman with pink hair is wearing a teddy bear sweater and making a funny face ALT: a woman with pink hair is wearing a teddy bear sweater and making a funny face
04.09.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that there was a "shrine" made at his empty table later with signs saying stuff like "RIP bozo" and "Yeah we kicked him out cos ai sucks"

02.09.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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