I’ve decided to take over the planet.

Can’t GA that camo? Well guess what? The balance was off before because it wasn’t worth getting camo.

Now, it’s like 🚀 rockets

Hilarious. Just put up an outdoor patio that seats 100 people? Smokers?

Apparently, I have to inform you the humans that I am this, “The Colin Jost of the planet Earth.“

Please ICE come try to take me away with no identification, then I can legally cut your throat.

Illegal!!!

We’re looking for commentary on what the point score is on this round of horseshoes.

It’s ok. We win either way.

They call me the #doctor for a reason. I can make gourmet food out of leftovers.

@hcsprotalk.bsky.social I’m just saying that the people on LVT are Pru pronouncing the word tournament wrong. That’s OK. Tomato tomato.

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We should focus on how many people he kills. My rough estimates at this point it’s at least 100,000 humans. But I’d ramp it up very quickly. I figured by the end of his four years he will kill at least 100 million people.

In the name of goodness I live.

Style points on halo two

Divided Supreme Court allows Trump administration to begin enforcing ban on transgender service members | CNN Politics The Supreme Court said Tuesday that the Trump administration can begin immediately enforcing a ban on transgender service members in the military.

There’s gonna be a lot of depressed servicemen

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Welcome to the land where you are considered inferior no matter what.

Use the word #retarded is easy. Some systems are retarded. People are not retarded. It’s hard not to use it during this administration, but you will be more creative, better and more intelligent if you search for different words.

To every elected member of Congress: Senate or House.

If you don't want to do your job, we will find someone who does. Stand up to the President, resign, or lose.

Macron shook one hand.

Trump has lowest 100-day approval rating in 80 years: POLL Donald Trump has the lowest 100-day job approval rating of any president in the past 80 years, according to an ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll.

I am just saying it’s time to start executing goddamn judges.
Just kidding

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The liars versus the strength.

Russian general killed in car blast just outside Moscow ahead of Witkoff-Putin meeting | CNN A senior Russian general has died in a car bombing in the Russian city of Balashikha on Friday, according to authorities, with news of the blast breaking just before US President Donald Trump’s specia...

The Russian people are turning against upper level military

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See this cheesy movie. It has a message in it for you. It’s free on Tubi.

Can you imagine that I challenged Donald J Trump and Elon Musk to a physical battle to the death or unconsciousness, and allow them to pick any human alive to fight me including John Cena, but no one would try. That means I must be the true David.

If it wasn’t for Sigourney Weaver, I would not be alive today. I was so sick of modern day typical film where the man wins. Finally, a woman was the main character in such a surprising way.

US law specifically prohibits presidents from directing the IRS to investigate anyone in a section entitled: “Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations.”

Travelers in the United States who are not U.S. citizens or lawful permanent residents (green card holders) are considered foreign nationals. This includes individuals entering the U.S. for tourism, business, education, or other temporary purposes.

Our president is actually a liar and chief. None of those things are true. He forces his cabinet to lie otherwise he will fire them.
He is the new Adolf Hitler and he will try to take over this country and expedite actual American citizens for saying he’s a piece of shit

I told you. A judge will not take shit even from that bastard.

Let's call this what it is: A concentration camp.

Well, Marjorie Taylor, Greene you’re lucky you weren’t in my state because I’m really fast and they couldn’t cut me. It would’ve been a scene for 20 minutes at least.