They’re calling him “the most powerful vice president in history.”
Yeah. And Chernobyl was the most powerful power plant.

He lied us into war, gutted democracy, and privatized morality.
They call that power.

I call it proof that evil scales.

"Powerful?"

How about just "Dick".

Reporter: “What evidence do you have?”

Leavitt: “It’s just a fact.”

K-lyin’ Leavitt could weaponize smugness as renewable energy.

When propaganda graduates from Fox to full-on fascism, it drops the receipts and keeps the sneer.

Startup Sins: Build It and They’ll Obey How to Colonize Your Own Country

Tehno Feudalism Week continues...

They called it “California Forever.”
Locals called it “please leave.”
Now they’re building ships.
Because when venture capital meets colonial cosplay, you get a navy.

Don't tantrum... pivot, because nothing says innovation like colonizing your own coastline.

“Every Accusation Is a Confession”

DHS claims “a 1000% increase in assaults on ICE agents.”
Reality: ICE agents are assaulting citizens and lying about it.
Authoritarian math — multiply the lie, divide the accountability.

DHS is “under siege.” by Kids with cell phones & grandmas honking car horns.

The United States is being run by a Confederacy of Toddlers.
1️⃣ They troll instead of govern.
2️⃣ They meme instead of lead.
3️⃣ They weaponize cruelty, then call it policy.

Read Tom Nichols’ piece in The Atlantic — it’s less satire than prophecy.
#RiggsReport #DemocracyInDiapers

Griftopedia: Techno-Feudalism™ How Billionaires Invent Problems to Justify Their Genius

“Feast of the Few”

Jeff Bezos just made more in a weekend than 42 million SNAP recipients will lose this month.

When the billionaire gains $10B a day and the people who built his empire can’t buy dinner, that’s not innovation — that’s Techno Feudalism.

Funny how prosperity always skips payroll.

“Hunger Games: Federal Edition”
Imagine being so obsessed with “owning the libs” that you’d rather starve kids than fund food stamps.

This isn’t about saving money — it’s about proving he can make people suffer and nobody stops him.

Republican Family Values™

Hmm... interesting. He's talking about Republicans, right?

Well, I guess 'it takes one to know one.'

Ignorance is bliss.

Hmm.... Mike Johnson doesn't seem to know much about ... anything really. Perfect choice to lead the Republican House.

Implausible deniability.

Matthew who?

Nothing like a “news” outlet platforming propaganda.

Yes, please do this, media.

🍿

We’d have a chance if Fox was actually reporting facts instead of lying (then lying about their lying).

But then, Fox “entertainment “.

Are we entertained?

Griftopedia: Techno-Feudalism™ How Billionaires Invent Problems to Justify Their Genius

Techno Feudalism Week at False Positive Labs

Welcome to the new economy, where democracy runs on venture capital and your landlord has a rocket.
We call it Techno-Feudalism™ — and yes, you already signed the terms of service.

#TechBros #AIOverlords #Griftopedia

According to the right, DEI caused inflation, hurricanes, and your flat tire.

Next up: DEI steals Christmas.

Banking on Silence:

The Bush DOJ buried the Epstein-J.P. Morgan probe.
Now some of those same hands are steering Trump’s government.

It’s not a swamp — it’s a revolving hot tub.

Judge: You can’t require a passport to register to vote.

Trump: Why not? It weeds out the poor, the young, and anyone who can’t afford expedited shipping.

#VotingRights #DemocracyForSale

The economy’s not in recession, it’s just “transitioning.”

Like a car “transitioning” off a cliff.

#Fed #Treasury #EconomicDelusion

New Poll Question:
Do we really need a poll to confirm the guy who tried to overturn an election might not be pro–free elections?

In other news, fire remains hot and leopards continue to have spots (and eat faces).

Tells you everything about 2025.

“‘I could use the Insurrection Act immediately and no judge can even challenge you on that.’

Translation: democracy’s on thin ice and the arsonist is handing out matches.

How to Monetize Illness Without Getting Caught The secret art of profiting off people’s suffering, corporate-style.

The GOP’s healthcare strategy is clear—
1️⃣ Keep it secret.
2️⃣ Keep it profitable.
3️⃣ Keep the rest of us sick.

Apparently, your healthcare is none of your business.

falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/how-to-mon...

#HealthcareForProfit #FalsePositiveLabs

Trump “feels badly” for Prince Andrew.
Of course he does.
Predators will mourn the downfall of their own species.

"News" outlets that keeps handing him the mic to “weigh in” on predators he used to party with should maybe stop asking questions to the guy who was in the flight log, yeah? #PedoFiles

Quick, call Steven Miller:

Wait…

Fox News lies?

And then lies about lying??

The HR Summoning, A Horror Tale They said HR protects you. They lied.

Tonight’s reading: The HR Summoning, A Horror Tale.

They said HR protects you.

They lied.

🔗 falsepositivelabs.substack.com/p/the-hr-sum...

5,000 flights delayed.
Air traffic controllers working 60-hour weeks without pay.
But don’t worry — the billionaires are still landing on time.

JPMorgan helped move Epstein’s money for years, then filed a report to the government when he died.

Because nothing says “good corporate citizenship” like laundering first and laundering your conscience later.

No evidence. No oversight. Just unilateral airstrikes dressed up as “national security.” Nothing says “law and order” like committing war crimes at sea.

Because why arrest people when you can vaporize due process instead?