Maureen Johnson

Dexy didn't need stitches from yesterday's off leash dog encounter, but some antibiotics. I am counting this as a WIN.

MORE LIKE THIS.

Lost dog in SF. If spotted text John 8572340177 or call animal control 4155546364. Very shy. Do not chase! Dog pictured is about 35 pounds, lean, brown brindle coat with black stripes, large pointed ears like a heeler, and dark muzzle.

SF, please help me find my dog. She was lost by her sitter in the mission. But when she escaped 2 years ago, she made it all the way to Golden Gate Park. She is very sweet but very shy.

I am very worried about her getting hurt while she’s loose.

Oh no. Oh god no.

WILL it?

Dexy is okay but just got set upon by another, pretty big dog who was playing off leash and ran at her. I am not mad at that dog, who is clearly a very good dog, and Dexy just needs a quick trip to the vet in case she needs antibiotics and then I will rest quietly on the floor face down for a moment

I just got an invitation email from Columbia University for an alumni reading event and I am tempted to sign up and read the words COLUMBIA CAN GO FUCK ITSELF for as much time as they give me.

I'm already prepared to make this movie my entire personality.

I AM NOT I AM IN THE BAD PLACE

The idea of two inane vintage shoppers getting a time machine by accident and using it to go to the past to get vintage stuff cheap and then tearing a hole in the universe is both the funniest thing I can think of and also pretty much 2025.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY.

*stirs pot of meatballs* That's okay. You want a meatball? *spoons out a rubber band ball*

GOOD THING ALERT: this site has comics, handouts, and copies of the 1940s antifascist field manual. Learn! Copy! Distribute! DO NOT COMPLY!

noncompliant.fun

I want a nine hour remix of this.

how many

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Dear @viperbooks.bsky.social, please help a sad author who needs this book to live. Just one copy would keep said author alive. Please. *holds out hands*

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’

A lot of people are learning that cowardice won’t save them in real time. Might as well be brave.

BREAKING: We're suing ICE for unlawfully targeting and arresting people who show up to court for their immigration hearings.

They tear apart everything that is good. They will tear it all down unless we tear them down.

You are not ready for this story.

oh no

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan etc etc

I said I was sorry

This is also how I finish writing books as the deadline approaches.

Today! Sure it's a day late, but also everything is terrible. @maureenjohnsonbooks.com is back from the English countryside and @dansinker.com is here to ask why she didn't stay. It's New Says Who day! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/som...

A thread at the juncture of This Is Horrible and This Is Very Weird.