Use Of Weapons

Use Of Weapons

@use0fweap0ns.bsky.social

Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost.

591 Followers 927 Following 1,707 Posts Joined Nov 2023
7 hours ago

To add further insult to injury, this driver will be allowed to drive again after only 6 years.

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Driver jailed over Birmingham Eid crash that killed girl, four Javonnie Tavener is sentenced over the crash that killed Mayar Yahia in April 2024.

In England a driver can be speeding, using cannabis and a phone, overtake another vehicle, mount the pavement outside a school playground and kill a 4-year-old girl while uninsured — and receive just 3 years 10 months for causing death by careless driving.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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10 hours ago

You join me at Swansea Crown Court / Llys y Goron Abertawe for an indecent images case where police had to wait 20 months to get a forensic examination report for the defendant’s phone. But sure, curtail the right to a jury trial as a way of reducing the backlog in the system.

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7 hours ago

Read this, then check the author’s credentials.

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13 hours ago

Ding ding ding, we have a winner and it is FT Jim, who says this on the Political Fix podcast:

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12 hours ago

I thought this was obvious from the start. Particularly Starmer as "hood ornament" for Mandy's project.

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18 hours ago

Was looking at some old pictures of my street recently with a few pedestrians and delivery carts and the houses look exactly the same but the street looks incredibly wide, like a boulevard. It’s extraordinary how much public space we just shruggingly allow to be covered in metal boxes

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1 day ago

Streets are amazingly wide and spacious once you remove cars…

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18 hours ago
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This bit from Hannah Spencer's maiden speech struck me. On one level, it's just the sort of flimflam people say in maiden speeches or on the campaign trail.

But it implies there are bits of the country where these things are not true. Where in the UK do we not see each other as human?

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13 hours ago

Post a great photo of a musician.

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13 hours ago

Post a great photo of a musician - this shoot is hard to find now, as if he was somehow embarrassed by it

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13 hours ago

Farage looks like he'd probably smell a bit.
Stale shirts. Fag-stained teeth. Jackets with yesterday's booze spilt on them.

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13 hours ago

This ‘crowdsourced artwork’ is the best. The Bob Dylan one, I actually laughed out loud at. And the Low one is very clever. The Princess Superstar one is clearly the work of a very talented artist.

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13 hours ago

70's kids didn't need drugs.

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14 hours ago

Wake up babe new pop star height chart just dropped

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14 hours ago

The only thing prohibiting you going out through this door right now is the goose attacking. It is open for going out should the goose not do that

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14 hours ago

Churchill disappearing as one of our most recognisable symbols seems an entirely good thing to me.

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1 day ago
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

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1 day ago
Screenshot of some dickhead tweet or something by Farage, with a photo of his stupid, gawping facehole. He says "the Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke."

A beaver? That's clearly a cunt.

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15 hours ago

[3 months later] Conservative Party enjoys poll boost after Badenoch replaced by an otter

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15 hours ago

I used to think the reason I couldn’t go into politics is I would call the public idiots but the more I think about it, it’s that I couldn’t deliver lines like “He must not be replaced by an Otter” without collapsing in helpless laughter.

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15 hours ago

Do we think when she entered politics, Kemi saw herself signing off on lines like “He must not be replaced by an Otter”? Do we think that’s where she imagined she’d be in 10 years?

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16 hours ago
Bluesky feed
Top post is a picture of Conservative Tweet "Winston Churchill is a hero. He's earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must note be replaced with an Otter."

The following post is by the account In Otter News, and is a picture of an otter looking contemplative, captioned "Steve thinks about doing shenanigans"

How this appeared on my feed 😂😂😂

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1 day ago
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Obligatory

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1 day ago
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I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

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18 hours ago

To be fair, I'm not sure why that should be their responsibility. They just make cards with pictures of cars and things on them.

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19 hours ago
Photograph of a prize book plate attached to the front end papers of an early 1960s ladybird book

“First in the Sack Race, class ‘C’
Who knows if ‘Roger Nicholls’ ever topped this achievement?

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20 hours ago

This is the company the UK government has embedded in the nation’s services. Seriously, fuck everyone who is excusing this.

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Again, do we think the words “personal friend of Peter Mandelson” might have been helpful to the public in working out what the 2018-19 choreographed media stunts and relentless screaming accusations were about; whether Sir Keir was on the level in 2020 or whether his project was good in 2024?

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17 hours ago
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SUV drivers could face extra charges for driving in London TfL are also poised to increase 20mph zones and cut speed limits on the capital’s fastest roads later this year

SUV drivers could face extra charges for driving in London

- TfL are also poised to expand 20mph zones and cut speed limits on the capital’s fastest roads later this year

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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