Ex-parrot

Ex-parrot

@thecadaver.bsky.social

Strange but not a stranger

78 Followers 62 Following 514 Posts Joined Jul 2023
6 hours ago
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a man sitting in a chair with the words data data data i cannot make bricks without clay below him Alt: a man sitting in a chair with the words data data data i cannot make bricks without clay below him

Right? Like if I promise not to do anything weird with it I should get to see

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9 hours ago

Seems deeply unfair that the holter monitor has a little display that will show you how your heart is doing BUT it only works if you press the "something is wrong" button, which youre not supposed to do

I want to watch! Let me see what's happening in there!

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14 hours ago
A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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20 hours ago
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

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2 days ago

Hard to not go fucking insane in a world where they behave like fiction can hurt you while literally bombing schools. Hope all of these fascist fucks take a very long walk off of a very short pier.

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2 days ago

Sometimes you want to lure your nemesis into the catacombs for a perfectly innocent reason. Everyone's so paranoid these days

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2 years ago
A sign which says “I'M NOT INTERESTED IN COMPETING WITH ANYONE.
I HOPE WE ALL MAKE IT.”

Good night, everyone

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3 days ago

The real emotional conflict is "I hope I'm still having symptoms by the time I have the tests" vs "oh god I hope I'm still not having symptoms for that long"

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3 days ago

The good news: I'm getting 24hrs on a holter monitor, an echocardiogram and a more immune specific blood test done

The bad news: that is a lot of time where I have to leave the house without symptom management AND I had to push a dental appointment back a month to fit it all in

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3 days ago

Rare #NEISvoid win:
Basic blood test came back showing everything was fine and instead of that being the end of it my GP is sending me for a bunch more tests

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1 week ago
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

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6 days ago

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

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1 week ago

Also I did the many tiny mountains to mimic how old maps of Transylvania show the mountain ranges but I think it's too much for a map of this scale

But in this case I'd rather be wrong than redraw about half of the map that has taken me literal years to finish

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1 week ago
A screenshot of a work in progress in procreate. It shows a map of the ravenloft setting from curse of strahd, zoomed in on the starting area. There are so many trees.

Finally finishing the ravenloft map I started five years ago and abandoned and I'd like to have a word with 2021 me about her design decisions

Did we really need to draw every tree in the forest? Did we???

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2 weeks ago

Beginning to think the cat has designated herself as my assistance animal because every time I try to get up and do something I get yelled at, and then she'll come sit on my chest for ages so I don't try it again

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2 weeks ago
A woman wearing a black shirt lies against pillows. Between her and the dnd book open on her stomach is a small black cat, sitting in a loaf

Me: "Alright, since I had to spend this time lying down, might as well start reading through the campaign to prep"
The cat: "no"

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3 weeks ago

We're about to figure out which artists can and cannot draw horses 👀🐴

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1 month ago

I will never understand the fascination with coal. who are you, thomas the tank engine?

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1 month ago

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

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1 month ago

so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.

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2 months ago
Graphic saying 'The democratization of art does not come from a billionaire's machine' with a pencil centred in the middle over the text

Sitting a stewing in frustration isn't nearly as cathartic as just designing a poster. Let's see how often I remember that in 2026.

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1 month ago

Oh sure let’s match those symbols to the ones on the pillar. That’s your answer to everything.

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1 month ago

I've gotten so used to reading ebooks, I forgot that to read physical books you need light so you can see

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1 month ago
A photograph of the paperback version of Gideon the ninth by Tamsyn Muir, sitting on top of an empty CD rack

I avoided it for long enough... today the thrift store decrees I *will* be reading Gideon the Ninth

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2 months ago

The first time I watched Hot Fuzz the power went out during this scene (and didn't come back on till the morning), which really added to the "suddenly horror" vibes

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2 months ago

A cauldron is actually a very practical kitchenware item if you're ok with people making certain assumptions about you

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2 months ago

Dunno if you've tried it yet, but you can warm the lino to make it softer and easier to carve as well

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2 months ago
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That star looked familiar, so had a bit of a poke about. You were right about it smelling like mugler

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2 months ago
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2 months ago
A yellow text box which says 3 warnings for this location. Severe weather warning. Fire weather warning. Heatwave warning. Each warning has an arrow to click through for more information A photograph of the sky, framed by the edge of a roof and the tops of trees. The sky is yellow and everything has a strong yellow haze over it

Summer lovin'
Had me a blast

(Fires aren't nearby, just the smoke)

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